The Best 5 Handheld Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Handheld jokes. There are some handheld discs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these handheld device puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Handheld Jokes and Puns

Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​...

I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade

My cat's favourite handheld console is the PSP

I only have to mention it a few times, and he comes running

A blond cop pulls over a blond woman...

The cop asks for license and registration. The driver says she may not have her license, she doesn't know what it looks like. The cop says,"It's small, rectangular, and has a picture of your face on it."

The driver digs around for a minute and finally comes up with a handheld mirror. She hands it to the cop.

The cop says,"Oh, why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?! You're free to go!"

Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation

New phone WHO diss

What does a handheld GPS announce just before the arrival at the strip club?

"You have arrived at your masturbation."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the handheld digital jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working handheld portable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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