The Best 5 Handguns Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Handguns jokes. There are some handguns rifle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these handguns sjw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Handguns Jokes and Puns

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers.

I'm sorry

A black man walks into a gun store in Texas.

"I would like to see that glock on the display wall"
"I am sorry sir we are out of stock for those" replied the salesman.
"Ok, show me the one beside it, the rifle"
"We are out of those, as well"

Suspecting the salesman is a racist he goes to a lawyer.
When the lawyer, who is white, walks into the store and asks, "what have you got against blacks..." when he is interrupted.
"Well we have handguns, rifles, shotguns..."

Why was the T-Rex selling handguns?

He was a small arms dealer.

Why don't feminists carry handguns? (2)

Because it isn't a girls' responsibility to learn to protect themselves, **teach men to not be dangerous.**

I have an idea for a game

It's just like FIFA, except we give the players some handguns and machetes,

We will call it 'Brazil'


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