The Best 16 Handel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Handel jokes. There are some handel composer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these handel orchestral puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Handel Jokes and Puns

i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

Why couldn't Handel buy a new violin?

Because he was Baroque.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Handel joke, What happened when the composer got angry?

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Why did the thief knife himself after he was caught stealing violas and cellos from an orchestra?

He didn't have a safe Haydn place, and he couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.


How did the Democrats feel about the results of Georgia's special election ?

The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.

Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?

Because he was Baroque.

Handel joke, Why didn't 18th century composer George Frideric Handel go shopping while he lived in London?

I can't find my Liszt of composer puns

If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?

Someone asked me to name my favorite composer...

It made me Bach. I couldn't get a Handel on it. I had to make a Liszt.

I don't want to hear any more classical Christmas music

I seriously can't handel it.

I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know...

But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!

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Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra?

He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison.

Guess he couldn't Handel it

I asked a musician to play Sarabande of keyboard suite in D minor (HWV 437), and he said that it was too long, and that he would get tired if he played for that long

Guess he couldn't Handel it!

Why did Mozart fall off a tree?

He lost his Handel on Bach.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why should never eat at a German restaurant in Britain?

The food would be too hot to Handel.

Handel joke, Why should never eat at a German restaurant in Britain?

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