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29 handedly jokes and hilarious handedly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handedly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Handedly Short Jokes

Short handedly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handedly humour may include short super jokes also.

  1. As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
  2. If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
    On the other hand, you don't.
  3. Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
  4. It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
  5. I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
  6. I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over. You've given me one too many.
    That one is a freebie.
  7. I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
    You've given me one too many I said.
    That one is a freebie
  8. The nurse hands a man his newborn and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." He responds "well give me the one my wife made."
  9. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
  10. I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice.

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Handedly One Liners

Which handedly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handedly? I can suggest the ones about ease and talk to the hand.

  1. I can count on one hand how many time I have been to Chernobyl. It's 14.
  2. 6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
  3. You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 Pirates
  4. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
  5. "No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
  6. I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven
  7. If you're single and you know it Use your hands
  8. I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine.
  9. What has five fingers and isn't your hand? My hand.
  10. It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.
  11. My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
  12. 6.30 is the best time Hands down.
  13. A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!
  14. I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
  15. What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders

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What funny jokes about handedly you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hand job jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make handedly prank.

A m**... was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the m**... if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely r**... by a dozen w**... than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

h**...


A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:
"Cheeseburgers: $5
Fries: $3
h**...: $10."
He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the h**...?"
"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.

As they are u**... for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants.
"Here, try these on," he says.
"What? Why?" she says.
"Just put them on," he insists.
"They're way too big," she says. "I can't wear those."
"That's right," he says. "I wear the pants in this marriage. Don't you forget it."
"Got it," she says, slipping off her p**... and handing them to him. "Here, try these on."
He holds them up and sees how tiny they are.
"Are you kidding?" he says. "I can't get into your p**...!"
"That's right. And that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes."

My wife texted "I'm leaving you"

And followed with "after lunch to go shopping with my sister."
I asked why in the world she sent the message that way. "I just wanted you to realize how good you have it with me."
I texted her back "Remind your sister she said she would come over later to give me a h**..."
A minute later I finished the message "-searching and resume building."

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a p**... in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber p**... here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife.
A voice from the other end of the bar called out, You'll need more ammo

If I was addicted to m**... and then I got addicted to s**......

Would it be safe to assume my addiction got out of hand?

Are you Blonde?

A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, "Uhh, what are they again?"
The blond cop replies, "Ugh. It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it." "Oh yeah," says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, "I'm sorry ma'am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over."

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