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183 handed jokes and hilarious handed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article dives into the world of handed jokes and how the difference between left and right can draw a few chuckles. From the back handed comment to the one-handed envelope give, discover the different types of handed jokes and how they can provide a unique and lighthearted take on everyday life.

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Funniest Handed Short Jokes

Short handed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handed humour may include short handing jokes also.

  1. As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
  2. If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
    On the other hand, you don't.
  3. Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made
  4. It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
  5. I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl And I gotta say I counted 17 inaccuracies on my right hand alone.
  6. I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over. You've given me one too many.
    That one is a freebie.
  7. I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
    You've given me one too many I said.
    That one is a freebie
  8. The nurse hands a man his newborn and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." He responds "well give me the one my wife made."
  9. I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
  10. I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice.

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Handed One Liners

Which handed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handed? I can suggest the ones about handy and left hand.

  1. I can count on one hand how many time I have been to Chernobyl. It's 14.
  2. 6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
  3. You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 Pirates
  4. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cause they're dead.
  5. "No thanks. I am a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you a baby.
  6. I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven
  7. If you're single and you know it Use your hands
  8. I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine.
  9. What has five fingers and isn't your hand? My hand.
  10. It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets.
  11. My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
  12. 6.30 is the best time Hands down.
  13. A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!
  14. I steal candy bars using slight of hand... You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve
  15. What's the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam? 2 hands on your shoulders

Right Handed Jokes

Here is a list of funny right handed jokes and even better right handed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When I meet a girl for the first time I shake hands with my left. I don't want to intimidate her with the competition right away
  • "Hand me downs" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby.
  • I lost three fingers on my right hand, so I asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said: Maybe, but I wouldn't count
    on it.
  • I quit my job as a postman the first day right after they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought, This isn't for me.
  • Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping.
  • I'm have mixed feelings about abortion. On one hand, I love killing babies, on the other I hate giving women rights.
  • When I lost the fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, Probably, but I wouldn't count on it.
  • I find abortion to be a difficult topic. On one hand, i am for killing babies. But on the other hand, i don't want to give woman any more rights.
  • I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
  • I went to the prosthetic limb store to buy some new hands "Two of each hand please." I say to the man at the counter.
    "We're all out of left hands sir." He responds.
    "All right then."

Left Handed Jokes

Here is a list of funny left handed jokes and even better left handed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
  • Did you know that Jim Carrey lost the use of his left hand for a month in 1997? He was all righty then.
  • Don't date a left handed girl... righty tighty
    lefty loosey
  • I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great
  • Being left handed is unacceptable... It's just not right .
  • My girlfriend broke up with me so I started dating her twin sister I'm not left handed but i'll have to make do until the doctor removes the cast
  • I never date left handed women Righty Tighty
    Lefty Loosey
  • How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand.
  • Last month, I had my left hand and left leg amputated because of an accident… but I'm now recovering, I'm all right now.
  • If you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left Then you have Kermit the Frog's undivided attention
Handed joke, If you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left

Caught Red Handed Jokes

Here is a list of funny caught red handed jokes and even better caught red handed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green"? "well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"
  • What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men? The purple traitor of a crime.
  • My wife was cheating on me with the painter. I caught him red-handed.
  • I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed.
  • My girlfriend cheated on me while on her period. The guy just fingered her, I caught him red-handed.
  • How I knew my GF was playing with herself on her period... I caught her red-handed.
  • Someone stole my palette... It's all good, now. I caught him red handed.
  • Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed!
    ...I'll see myself to the door.
  • TIFU by sleeping with the bosses daughter He caught us red-handed, the following day
    I was let go for performance reasons.
  • What did the policeman shout when he caught seafood thieves red-handed? NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE.

One Handed Jokes

Here is a list of funny one handed jokes and even better one handed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A doctor hands a man his newborn baby and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."
  • I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week. Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
    He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
    So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
  • birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"
  • What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch...
    But on the other hand, you have a watch.
  • I broke one of my fingers at work today. On the other hand, everything is OK.
  • Getting married is great. But, before you do it, there are some things you have to consider. On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
    On the other hand, you don't.
  • If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention.
  • The doctor handed me a baby... The doctor said: "This is your son. I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."
    I handed him the baby back. "Well, give me the one she made, then!"
  • Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other.
  • A doctor hands a new father his newborn baby and says, "I'm sorry, your wife didn't make it..." The father says, "then hand me the one that my wife made!"
Handed joke, A doctor hands a new father his newborn baby and says, "I'm sorry, your wife didn't make it..."

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about handed can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of handed puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about handed you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean broken hand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make handed prank.

A m**... was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the m**... if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely r**... by a dozen w**... than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said

"I want you to try to sell this to me."
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"
I said "$200 and it's yours."

It was at the end of the school year,

and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be t**... and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Battery

An old woman mistook me for an employee at the supermarket.
She asked, "how much does just one AA battery cost?"
I had one in my pocket, but it was dead. I handed it over and said, "Here, no charge."

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat...

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So....On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..!
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her p**... and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine !
Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your p**....'
Karen said, 'Exactly.
And if you don't change your smart-a**... attitude, you never will.'

I cooked for my fiancée's parents for the first time

As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

Guy can tell how any animal was killed

Guy walks into a bar and says: While I am blindfolded, I can feel the pelt of any animal and tell you how it was killed.
People start betting, the guy is blindfolded and given the first pelt (this bar has them for some reason).
the man holds the pelt and fingers the bullet hole, then says: this is a polar bear and it was killed .30-06! He is correct!
the next pelt is handed to him. He feels it and finds the bullet hole. then he says: This is a muskrat and it was killed by a .22! He is correct! Everyone cheers, beers are bought and a good time is had by all.
the next morning, the man wakes up in his own bed next to his wife but he now has a black eye and a headache. He wakes his wife and asks what happened with his new shiner. she says that she gave it to him. he asks why. well, she says, last night you came home drunk, and stuck your hand down my pants. then you yelled in my ear: **SKUNK, KILLED BY AX.**

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Irish and Muslim on a plane

A Muslim was sitting next to p**... on a plane.
p**... ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be r**... by a dozen w**... than let liquor touch my lips!"
p**... handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

"Mother Superior," said the novice nun . . .

"I have to confess that last night I committed the sin of fornication. Six times."
The Mother Superior thought a minute, then sliced up a lemon and handed it to the novice.
"Here, my child," she said. "Take and eat all of this."
"Will this absolve me of my sin?" asked the novice.
"No," said the Mother Superior. "But it will get that smile off your face!"

So I went to my Dr. and said I needed something for my joints...

He handed me a lighter

An Elderly Couple

An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.
About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent f**..., what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

My dad came into my room the other night as I was getting ready for a date

He sat me down, handed me a c**..., looked me in the eyes and said, "Son, don't make the same mistakes I did."

A young boy asks his father if gardeners' thumbs are really green

The father says, "No, son, it's just an expression. Like when police catch a criminal red handed. The thief's hands aren't really red, they are black like normal.

I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding

I haven't even handed it in yet!

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

My girlfriend was surprised and happy when I handed her my wallet before she went out with her girlfriends for her birthday. The look on her face soured however when she held the gooey cash in her hands.

I think she misunderstood me when I said I recently came into some money.

Did you hear about the girl who was found m**... while on her period?

She was caught red handed

Little Johnny

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.

Hippocrates and the Prophet

Tiresias, blind prophet of Apollo, once went to Hippocrates with a serious case of depression. In no time, Hippocrates had figured it out -- "Aha!" said he; "an imbalance of black bile!" He bled the excess melancholia into an urn and handed it to the prophet. Tiresias did not see the humour.

I handed my wife some paracetamol.

I handed my wife some paracetamol (i.e Tylenol), to which she gave me an odd look. She asked me "why would I want these?"
"Do you not have a headache?"
"No" she responded.
"Not feeling unwell at all?"
"No, I am feeling perfectly fine".
"That's great, we can have s**... this evening then".

Husband has 6 months to live

Asks his wife, "Will you marry again?"
She says she supposes so, eventually.
"Will he sleep in our bed"?
She says of course he will.
"Will you let him use my golf clubs?"
"No, he couldn't use them. He's left handed."

Female m**...

My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. .
But I caught her red handed !!

Marriage jok

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."

A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

Caught red handed

Little Johnny asks, "Dad, why do they say people who are good at gardening have a green thumb?".
Dad thought for a moment, "Johnny, it's just a saying. It's like when someone is caught stealing, it's said they're caught red handed, even though their hands are black".

Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier.

"GET TO THE SHOPPER, NOW!"

This barista at StarBucks looked so nervous as she handed me my coffee.

I think she was scared because she spelt my name wrong, she wrote "callthecops".
I didn't bother leaving a tip.

So I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"

"Sure, whatever," I said.
So he handed me a glass of pepsi and coke.

The cannibal

A cannibal was handed the funurary urn of a relative: What is this, instant soup?

My boyfriend looked so excited when I told him I was going to get him an e**... for his birthday!

I couldn't understand why he looked so disappointed when I handed him the keys to his new Ford

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper...

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
That fly didn't stand a chance.

One day when I was young......

I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.

He asked for a bottle of still water.

I handed him sparkling.
He said 'I asked for still water - this is sparkling.'
'Yeah - but it's still water.'

I got pulled over by the Grammar Police.

The cop was pretty passive about the sentence he handed me.

Grandma's Apple Pie

An old man is dying, with his young grandson by his bedside. He asks his grandson to lean over and whispers "Johnny, I smell your grandma's apple pie. Looks like she took it of the oven. Go to the kitchen and bring me a piece. It's my favorite."
Johnny gets up and leaves. 2 minutes later he comes back empty handed and says "Sorry, grandpa, but grandma says its for after the f**...."

My grandfather handed me an antique clock, but it was missing its minute hand and hour hand

I guess that's what happens when you get a second hand clock

A boy caught his dad red handed having an affair with the maid.

The dad told the son, take this $10 and don't tell your mum please!"
The son answered, but dad this is not fair!! Mum gave me $50 when I caught her with the security Man.

A new recruit in the military was looking for a sheet of paper

He would look for a particular sheet of paper no matter the day and weather. He refused to tell anyone what the sheet of paper was about, so after a week of this recruit searching high and low for the sheet of paper, the psychiatrist declared him mentally challenged and discharged him from the military. He handed the letter of discharge to the recruit and he smiled and said "Oh yes. This is the sheet of paper I was looking for!"

Self service in the OR

Near the end of my operation, I suddenly woke up and demanded the right to close my incision.
Reluctantly, the surgeon handed me the needle and said, "Suture self.

A little boy asks his father why they say gardeners have green thumbs...

The father replies "That's just a figure of speech. You know, like when someone is stealing and they are caught red handed, but their hands are really black."

A blind guy rang my door bell...

When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.

You ever go to pay cash, but the cashier has already handed you the card machine?

I'm like... "Did you just assume my tender?"

I asked my daughter to bring me my newspaper

She told me that newspapers are oldschool. She said me that people nowadays use tablets and handed me her iPad
That fly didn't stand a chance

Jewish Judge

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Jewish Judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers became uncomfortable.

" You, attorney John, gave me $ 50,000 and you, attorney Sam, gave me $ 60,000."

The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 10,000, He handed it to attorney Sam and said...

"Now that I'm returning $ 10,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.

I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear...

"What's this for? he asked.
I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

A Russian spy enters the White House in search of intelligence.

He had to return home empty handed.

I went to go apply for a job at h**... today

They just handed me a bra and said Here fill this out

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an e**....
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?

I used to have a secret f**... for used tampons, but it's not so secret anymore.

I was caught red handed.

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!

A man wanted to prove to his wife that he loved her more than s**......

so he bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. I suppose now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread , said the wife. Why? asked the husband, Don't we have a vase?

My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine

My friend said he wondered what it's like to blow up...

So I handed him explosives and said "Here, go C4 yourself."

My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.

"Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."

What am I supposed to do with this? "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.

"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

I fought an e**... this morning

Beat it single handed.

I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn't get me anywhere.

Boy, did I have a smug look later when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive-thru!

Two Americans were trekking in a desert.

Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.

A gang of midget burglars broke into a butchers but fled empty handed.

It seems the steaks were too high.

A man walks into a bar and orders a r**... and Coke...

The bartender says to the man "sorry, but is Pepsi okay?"
The man, having had a long day at work and needing a drink decided not to be picky
"Sure, why not" he said, then paid for his drink
The bartender fixed up the drink and handed it over
"Here you go," he said, "Pepsi and Coke"

My wife wanted to get into "role play" to spice things up in the bedroom

I asked what she had in mind.
"Let's play doctor", she said.
I told her to go in the bedroom, shut the door, take off all of her clothes and wait on the bed for me.
After a half an hour I walked in, told her to lose 20 lbs. and handed her a bill for $300.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a r**... and Coke

The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"
It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"
The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.
"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"

You know you're ugly...

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

I resigned from my job as a personal trainer as they said I wasn't strong enough

I handed in my too weak notice

I asked my son if I could have the phone book. He laughed, shook his head: "You're so last century!", and handed me his mobile.

Long story short: the spider is now dead, son's phone is smashed and son is distraught.

I accidentally handed my wife a gluestick instead of her chapstick.

She hasn't talked to me since.

I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, This isn't for me.

Why did the wizards show up to battle empty handed?

Their weapons were at a staff meeting.
Yes, yes. Groan, downvote, and move on. It popped into my head and I shouldn't have to suffer alone.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop…

Handed joke, A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was al

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