The Best 7 Handbook Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Handbook jokes. There are some handbook guidelines jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these handbook abracadabra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Handbook Jokes and Puns

A magician says to his audience...

A magician says to his audience "I can make myself appear in 100 different places in this room". He says "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Nothing happens so he tries once again, "3, 2, 1, Abracadabra!" Still nothing happens. Flustered he asks to be excused while he checks his handbook. He closes the book and says " Sorry, I've been saying the wrong magic word, 3, 2, 1, Allahu Akbar!" Needless to say his audience was blown away.

What do you call the "Alternative Facts Handbook"?

The Bible

A Russian officer is giving his cadets a lesson about chemistry.

He says: "Cadets, write down: the temperature of boiling water is 90°."

One of the privates replies, "Comrade praporshchik, you're mistaken — it's 100°!"

The officer consults his handbook, and then announces, "Right, 100°. It is a *right angle* that boils at 90°."

Tell a man a joke, he will laugh for a day.

Tell a resistor a joke, he'll tell you what number it is in the joke handbook.

Four cops had to take a test...

They were all asked the same question:
"What would you do if a man with a knife was coming at you?"

The Cop from the U.K answered by listing the steps in order what he was taught to do in Police Academy and in the Police Handbook

The Cop from the U.S Answered:
"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"

The Cop from Japan answered:
"Disarm the man and arrest him using any form of martial arts that is best suited"

The Cop from Canada answered:
"Please put the knife down."


I read the Archer's Handbook recently...

"When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".

BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the... ME: no

JUDGE: [flipping through law handbook] what do we do if he says no?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the handbook brochure jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working handbook cookbook piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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