Handbag Jokes
17 handbag jokes and hilarious handbag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handbag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Handbag Short Jokes
Short handbag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handbag humour may include short shopping bag jokes also.
- If I had a penny for every time my wife and I argued about money She'd spend it on a handbag
- Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.
- When I was young, women were chasing me all around the block But I got too old for stealing handbags.
- [Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25 My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!
Anna conned her. - I told my friend yesterday that her handbag looked rather ugly I ensured her it was nothing purse-onal
- I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes.
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Handbag One Liners
Which handbag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handbag? I can suggest the ones about purse and mens purse.
- A father in iraq gifted his daughter a handbag She said thanks for the baghdad
- I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave it to me It's a blessing and a purse.
- I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag... and it doesn't match my outfit!!
- "Why is there sweat on my handbag?" "Calm down, it's just a little pursepiration."
- I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag.
Comical Handbag Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about handbag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backpack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handbag pranks.
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
A policeman arrives at the crime scene
"Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?"
"Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn't see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan."
"How do you know that?"
"He told me as he was running off."
I handed my wife a picture of a $50,000 Birkin designer handbag. "This is what I'm getting you for our anniversary!" She was so happy she started crying.
Who knew a simple photograph would mean so much to her?
Prescription
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for? "She says "I want to kill my husband ". He says "Sorry, I can't do that. "She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... "
A blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop
Blonde cop: May I see your driving license?
Blonde driver: Driving license? What's that?
Blonde cop: The thing with your face on it
Blonde driver: Alright
Blonde driver: Reaches in her handbag and hands over her makeup mirror to the cop
Blonde Cop: Sorry, we didn't know you were a police woman as well. Carry on!
A husband and wife are talking, and the husband asks:
"You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?" Wife - "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Husband - "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Wife - "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
