Handbag Jokes
16 handbag jokes and hilarious handbag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about handbag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Handbag Short Jokes
Short handbag jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The handbag humour may include short shopping bag jokes also.
- If I had a penny for every time my wife and I argued about money She'd spend it on a handbag
- Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.
- When I was young, women were chasing me all around the block But I got too old for stealing handbags.
- I told my friend yesterday that her handbag looked rather ugly I ensured her it was nothing purse-onal
- I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes.
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Handbag One Liners
Which handbag one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with handbag? I can suggest the ones about purse and mens purse.
- I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave it to me It's a blessing and a purse.
- I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag... and it doesn't match my outfit!!
- "Why is there sweat on my handbag?" "Calm down, it's just a little pursepiration."
- I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag.
Comical Handbag Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about handbag you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backpack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make handbag pranks.
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
A policeman arrives at the crime scene
"Now, Madam, can you describe the man who stole your handbag?"
"Oh, it all happened so fast! He pushed me over from behind, I didn't see him at all. One thing though; he was a vegan."
"How do you know that?"
"He told me as he was running off."
I handed my wife a picture of a $50,000 Birkin designer handbag. "This is what I'm getting you for our anniversary!" She was so happy she started crying.
Who knew a simple photograph would mean so much to her?
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Prescription
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for? "She says "I want to kill my husband ". He says "Sorry, I can't do that. "She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... "
A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female blonde cop
A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female
blonde cop.
The cop asked the woman for her driving licence. The blonde driver
fumbled through her overstuffed handbag but just couldn't find her
licence. The cop said, "C'mon ma`am, it can't be that hard to find. It's rectangular and has your picture on it."
The blonde driver continued rifling through the handbag and found
the only rectangular object in it: a small mirror. She looked in it, saw herself, shrugged, and handed it the cop.
The blonde cop took one look and said, "Why didn't you tell me
you're a cop? Have a nice day."
