Hand Sanitizer Jokes

Funniest Hand Sanitizer Short Jokes

Short hand sanitizer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hand sanitizer humour may include short hand soap jokes also.

1. A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer He wont be needing it anymore
2. A guy walks into a cab and... asks if it's ok to use hand sanitizer in the car. The driver says, "Sure. I haven't smelled anything in 2 weeks anyway."
3. "Sorry for the smell, it's hand sanitizer." "Don't worry, I haven't
   been able to smell stuff
   for a couple of days
   now."
4. Are you the guy who denies bragging about weird stuff? Nope, I'm the guy who uses more hand sanitizer than anyone in New York City.
5. Did you hear about the guy who stole all that hand sanitizer? They couldn't prosecute, his hands were clean.
6. I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs. I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.
7. I accidentally ate hand sanitizer with my food I didn't feel good afterwards but I will admit that the diarrhea that followed left me feeling quite cleansed

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Hand Sanitizer One Liners

Which hand sanitizer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hand sanitizer? I can suggest the ones about hand washing and handkerchief.

1. Why can't republicans use hand sanitizer? Because the directions say to apply liberally
2. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket? Or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
3. Hand sanitizer is stronger than Thanos Thanos can only kill 50% of bacteria
4. Did you hear about the guy who's addicted to hand sanitizer? It's okay, he's clean now
5. h**... was the hand sanitizer of world leaders He tried to kill 99.9%
6. What did h**... invest his money in hand sanitizer? It kills 99.9% of Germs.

Ridiculous Hand Sanitizer Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about hand sanitizer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wash hands jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hand sanitizer pranks.