The Best 13 Hand Sanitizer Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hand Sanitizer jokes. There are some hand sanitizer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hand sanitizer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hand Sanitizer Jokes and Puns

A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer

He wont be needing it anymore

A guy walks into a cab and...

asks if it's ok to use hand sanitizer in the car. The driver says, "Sure. I haven't smelled anything in 2 weeks anyway."

"Sorry for the smell, it's hand sanitizer."

"Don't worry, I haven't
been able to smell stuff
for a couple of days
now."

Hand Sanitizer joke, "Sorry for the smell, it's hand sanitizer."

Are you the guy who denies bragging about weird stuff?

Nope, I'm the guy who uses more hand sanitizer than anyone in New York City.

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?


Hitler was the hand sanitizer of world leaders

He tried to kill 99.9%

The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene.

It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan.

Hand Sanitizer joke, The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene.

β€ͺAll the distilleries reworking to make hand sanitizer is crazy awesome

The stuff I've just bought to clean my hands in the car smells like Vodka, but it tastes just like Rum!‬

I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs.

I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.

I accidentally ate hand sanitizer with my food

I didn't feel good afterwards but I will admit that the diarrhea that followed left me feeling quite cleansed

Hand sanitizer is stronger than Thanos

Thanos can only kill 50% of bacteria

You can explore hand sanitizer reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hand sanitizer dad jokes. There are also hand sanitizer puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear about the guy who's addicted to hand sanitizer?

It's okay, he's clean now

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.

99% of all germs.

Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hand sanitizer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hand sanitizer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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