Hand Dryer Jokes
6 hand dryer jokes and hilarious hand dryer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hand dryer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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How I lost my job as a hairdresser.
I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.
She sniffed, and said "more volume."
#"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"
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A man walks into a public bathroom...
...as he stands at the u**... he notices written on the wall in front of him "BEWARE g**..." ignoring it he then goes to wash his hands when above the hand dryers he sees it written again "BEWARE g**..." as he turns to leave he sees something written on the floor in small lettering and bends over to read it... "we warned you twice"
We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?
Dyson.
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When you're drying your hands with a bathroom hand dryer ...
... would you call that a h**..., or a b**...?
Life lesson #297
Never pass gas while using a public bathroom hand air dryer... It tends to create a fartnado!
Did i ever tell you the story about how my uncle was a prize fighter?
He broke both of his hands on a washer / dryer he won on the price is right.
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