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- Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
- Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat... But he allows himself one carb a night.
- Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
- Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles
- Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo
- What does Han Solo hate most? Sub-parsecs.
- What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia? Han Duet.
- In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son.
- What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo...
- How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia? With his Hans, Solo
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- Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
- Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are - What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
- Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
- Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens.... Han's down.
- Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob? He made a Wookiee mistake
- What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
- How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
- Casinos make a lot of money from Han Solo They never tell him the odds
- Ill be spending this valentines day like Han. Solo.
- What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you
- Han Solo didn't like his steak… … because it was Chewy.
- What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie
- why does Han Solo like gum so much? Because it's chewy
- Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian? Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
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What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?
Han Jobs
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."
What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?
A rebel without applause.
What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date?
You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!
Why did Harrison ford c**... his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
The most important tip when you're fapping solo.
Always use your Han.
Did you hear about Han's new band?
It's not as good as his solo stuff.
What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?
I don't know
The Millenium Falcon is taking off...
Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..
"10....8.....6.....4"
Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.
C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"
What was Han Solo doing when he cut open a Tauntaun?
He was trying to get lukewarm.
What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?
A Han Solo performance.
I hear that in Star Wars 8 they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother...
His name is Y Solo.
What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?
He was petrified.
How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?
less than twelve parsecs.
I like my s**... like I like my Star Wars characters.
...Han solo.
Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
What do h**... and Han Solo have in common?
They're both dead
What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?
Rando Calrissians
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca was balancing his check book?
Math it up fuzz ball!
To anyone who hasn't seen Rogue One...
...Han Solo dies.
My s**... life is just like star wars:
Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.
What's the difference between Han Solo and a police officer?
People care if Han Solo shot first
How did Han Solo get through the forests of endor
Ewoked
Luke Skywalker is secretly the real Han Solo
Cause after the Empire Strikes Back he was actually Hand Solo
Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca
is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.
What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren to encourage him to stop stealing cockatiels?
Great kid, don't get c**...!
Two bounty hunters are staring at Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
One says to the other, "I'm glad it's not a bust."
The other says, "Yeah, what a relief."
Why did Han Solo get an 'F' in Statistics class?
Because he kept telling the teacher, "Never tell me the odds!"
What did they say the first time a Chinese airplane flew?
Did you hear about the Han Solo?
How did Han Solo survive outdoors on Hoth at night?
By keeping Luke warm.
about the music for the planned Han Solo-movie
the composer is making a Solo-album
How do we know that Han Solo is educated?
Because he has a Chewbaccalaureate.
I'll be celebrating Valentines Day Han's style.
- Solo
Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?
Tupacca
Lucas Arts is selling the original Han Solo Blaster.
It's half off...
Why can Han fly the Millennium Falcon under the radar?
Because he's Solo
How did Han Solo's wife win the basketball game?
She did a Leia-p
What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?
Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.
Han solo wanted to start a video-game party with his friends
He had no Lando
What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?
Bailando
Young Han Solo never bought his own ship...
He just rented a Millennial Falcon.
[OC] What did Han Solo day when he walked into a church?
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
I saw Mr. Bean in Han Solo's ship in Chicago today!
Basically we saw The Bean in Millennium Park...
My friend said no terrible puns could console him after seeing Han Solo get frozen in carbonite. 'Relax,' I told him,
'Harrison thawed'.
Why is Harrison Ford a lousy lover?
Because he prefers going Hans Solo.
Han Solo and Chewbacca joined the US military. Han flew the F-16 Fighting Falcon. What did Chewie fly?
A Harrier.
What movie features Mark Hamil, Carrie Fisher and Han Solo surrounded by garbage?
The Force Awakens
Why was Han Solo suspicious the first time he slept with Princess Leia?
She was Luke-warm.
How does Han Solo like his steak?
A bit chewie.
Why did Princess Leia refuse a t**... ?
Because she preferred Han SOLO.
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Q- What was Hans Solo's response to Princess Leia when she asked where he had been all her life?
A- In Alderaan places
What happens when Nurgle has an affection for Han Solo?
Nurgle would try to Wuhan....
What's the difference between a police officer and Han Solo?
>!There's a debate as to whether Han shot first.!<
Who played Han Solo in the Norwegian dub of Star Wars?
Harrisen Fjord
