han Jokes

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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

...it was Luke warm.

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Yodas Logic

Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

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The Millenium Falcon is taking off...

Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..

"10....8.....6.....4"

Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.

C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child

Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.

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[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....

Tell Leia after they separated?

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*May Divorce be with you.*

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My sex life is just like star wars:

Its either Han Solo,

or i have to use the force.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.

They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.

Han decided that he would be Huck.

Chan decided that he would be Chuck.

And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.

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Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time?

...it was Luke warm.

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Late one night, Han and Leia are hanging out getting a bit drunk....

when Leia starts bitching about never being able to understand Chewy. Han, fed up with Leia's attitude replied.....

"look princess, there's nothing I can do about it, that's just the way the wookie mumbles"

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What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

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Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method.

But Han shot first.

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Why didn't Han Solo want to have sex with Princess Leia?

Her vagina was Luke warm...

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How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks?

Chewie and Luke-warm

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Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?

He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles

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Ill be spending this Valentines day like Han.

Solo.

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Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group.

I've never seen Han so low.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What's with this "Han shot first" nonsense?

Its pretty obvious the camera shot both of them first

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I just saw a Chinese magic show

The magician was named Fu Ling Yu and his female assistance was called Han Mi Dat. Great stuff.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

... because the prices were Solo

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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I just put a porn movie on for Han and Greedo.

I'll let you know.

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In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus.

They both got too close to the son.

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Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?

Han Jobs

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Did you hear about the time chewie broke the light speed on the falcon?

Han said, "Don't worry, it was a wookie mistake."

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Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?

Tupacca

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What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?

Bailando

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What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo

" May divorce be with you "

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I like my girls like Han from Star Wars

with a hairy Wookie.

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What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date?

You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!

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Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

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What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

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A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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