Han Jokes

What are some Han jokes?

Yodas Logic

Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

The Millenium Falcon is taking off...

Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..

"10....8.....6.....4"

Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.

C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child

Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.

[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....

Tell Leia after they separated?

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*May Divorce be with you.*

My sex life is just like star wars:

Its either Han Solo,

or i have to use the force.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

There were 3 Chinese men...

Han, Chan and Fan were planning on migrating to the USA.

They all wanted to assimilate as quickly as possible, so they decided to adopt more traditional American sounding names.

Han decided that he would be Huck.

Chan decided that he would be Chuck.

And Fan...well Fan decided that he`d stay in China.

Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie.

He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method.

But Han shot first.

How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks?

Chewie and Luke-warm

Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?

He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles

Ill be spending this Valentines day like Han.

Solo.

Harrison Ford just turned up at my AA group.

I've never seen Han so low.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What's with this "Han shot first" nonsense?

Its pretty obvious the camera shot both of them first

Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?

Because she preferred Han SOLO.

I just saw a Chinese magic show

The magician was named Fu Ling Yu and his female assistance was called Han Mi Dat. Great stuff.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

... because the prices were Solo

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus.

They both got too close to the son.

What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia?

Han Duet.

Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?

Tupacca

Did you hear about the time chewie broke the light speed on the falcon?

Han said, "Don't worry, it was a wookie mistake."

Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?

Han Jobs

I like my girls like Han from Star Wars

with a hairy Wookie.

What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?

Bailando

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo

" May divorce be with you "

A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?
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Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date?

You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

What did Han Solo say to the Keebler elf who complained he couldn't understand Chewbacca?

Sorry friend, that's the way the Wookiee mumbles.

Young Han Solo never bought his own ship...

He just rented a Millennial Falcon.

Now that Han is dead, Chewbacca

is flying the Millennium Falcon solo.

Why did Han Solo get an 'F' in Statistics class?

Because he kept telling the teacher, "Never tell me the odds!"

What did they say the first time a Chinese airplane flew?

Did you hear about the Han Solo?

I haven't seen the new starwars film yet.

After the Last Jedi I'm afraid it might be just Han So-so.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What did the skywalkers lose

Anakin lost Hands
Luke lost Hand
Leia lost Han

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

There lived a Jedi known as Luke Skywalker. Luke was a mighty warrior, and quite the ladies man. His use of his 'lightsaber' attracted the eye of the beautiful Princess Leah. Luke wooed the Princess, and they fell in love. All was great in the world, until Han Solo, the ex lover of Princess Leah, filled Luke in on a little secret. Princess Leah is Luke's sister! Luke was obviously distraught! Freaking out, he went to find his master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Luke said to him, "Master Obi Wan! My beautiful wife is my sister! What do I do?!"
Master Kenobi, keeping his cool, looked his apprentice in the eye and said, "Luke, use divorce."

I like my sex like I like my Star Wars characters.

...Han solo.

What's a car company's favorite star wars character?

Han duh.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Han solo wanted to start a video-game party with his friends

He had no Lando

If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII

Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han.

My friend said no terrible puns could console him after seeing Han Solo get frozen in carbonite. 'Relax,' I told him,

'Harrison thawed'.

What's the difference between Han Solo and a police officer?

People care if Han Solo shot first

Do you think the Tauntaun from The Empire Strikes Back got cold after Han sliced it open?

Or do you think it kept lukewarm?

How did Han Solo survive outdoors on Hoth at night?

By keeping Luke warm.

about the music for the planned Han Solo-movie

the composer is making a Solo-album

What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren to encourage him to stop stealing cockatiels?

Great kid, don't get cocky!

Why is Princess Leia never satisfied?

Han shot first

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