The Best 8 Hamstring Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hamstring jokes. There are some hamstring knee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hamstring oink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hamstring Jokes and Puns

So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs...

I tore my hamstring.

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What do you call a thin strip of pork?

A hamstring.

I can't pull my hamstring

Its not kosher

I read about a story where a guys pet pig swallowed his guitar...

In the end, all he did was pull a hamstring.

What do you call a policeman on a tightrope?


What did the butcher pull as he tied his ham?

His hamstring

Why did the pig sit the bench during practice?

He pulled his hamstring.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hamstring thigh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hamstring pork piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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