Hamsters Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Cigarettes are like hamsters

Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.

What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?

They're both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire

My friend said, I really need to go home and feed my baby hamsters.

Me: That's a terrible diet for a baby.

"I must go," said my friend.

"Why?" I asked.

He said, "I need to feed my baby hamsters."

I said, "That's no way to raise a child."

You know, cigarettes are a lot like Hamsters, Perfectly Harmless....

That is unless, of course, you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters,

Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes

Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth

Best Read with a German Accent (Warning: Holocaust Joke)

One day during the war, Hitler gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But Hitler, vhy ze three hamsters". Hitler smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze jews!"

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What do you call a pile of hamsters in a river?


I hate hipsters

Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters

Why are cigrattes and hamsters similar

There both pretty safe until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.

Where do hamsters go to smoke pot?


I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters

But not all together. I don't like my food touching.

I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.

And all that time I thought mine fancied me.

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army?

A: The one on the tank

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