The Best 17 Hamsters Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hamsters jokes. There are some hamsters hamsterdam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hamsters animals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hamsters Jokes and Puns

Cigarettes are like hamsters

Totally harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.

What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?

They're both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire

My friend said, I really need to go home and feed my baby hamsters.

Me: That's a terrible diet for a baby.

Hamsters joke, My friend said,  I really need to go home and feed my baby hamsters.

"I must go," said my friend.

"Why?" I asked.

He said, "I need to feed my baby hamsters."

I said, "That's no way to raise a child."

You know, cigarettes are a lot like Hamsters, Perfectly Harmless....

That is unless, of course, you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.


Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes

Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth

Best Read with a German Accent (Warning: Holocaust Joke)

One day during the war, Hitler gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But Hitler, vhy ze three hamsters". Hitler smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze jews!"

Hamsters joke, Best Read with a German Accent (Warning: Holocaust Joke)

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What do you call a pile of hamsters in a river?

Hamster-dam.

I hate hipsters

Their vegan diets, whiskery faces, tiny feet, and sawdust bedding. Oh wait, hamsters, I hate hamsters

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.

They're perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.



\- John Branyon

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Why are cigrattes and hamsters similar

There both pretty safe until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.

Where do hamsters go to smoke pot?

Hamsterdam

I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters

But not all together. I don't like my food touching.

If you're NOT supposed to eat them, why are they called...

HAMsters?

I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.

And all that time I thought mine fancied me.

Hamsters joke, I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army?

A: The one on the tank

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