The Best 17 Hams Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hams jokes. There are some hams gay jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hams live puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hams Jokes and Puns

What do hamsters and cigarettes have in common?

They're both perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire

My hamster died...

He fell asleep at the wheel.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes

Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth

Hams joke, Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What did the police officer say to the pig thief?

Come out with your hams up!

Where do hamsters go on vacation?


Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.

They're perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

\- John Branyon

Hams joke, Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes.

My little Hamster is such a laugh!!

He just stays in there on that circle thing going round and round and round for ages until ...

*DING* Then I take him out of the Microwave.

Where do hamsters go to smoke pot?


My hamster died as he lived...

in the microwave.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Where did the hamster deposit her paycheck?

Her shavings account

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army?

A: The one on the tank

On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams?

A meating!

What did the hamster say when he killed the aerosol can in a furious rage?

Die! odor rant!

Hams joke, What did the hamster say when he killed the aerosol can in a furious rage?

Drowsy driving is just as dangerous as drunk driving and Turkeys cause drowsiness when eaten, so buy hams instead.

*This ad was funded by A Fuckton of Turkeys*

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