Hams Jokes

Funniest Hams Short Jokes

Short hams jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hams humour may include short hamlet jokes also.

1. My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
2. That's a nice ham you've got there... ... it'd be a shame if somebody put an 's' at the front and an 'e' at the end.
3. What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
4. A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"
5. So an African woman named Betty walked into a butcher and asked if they had beef. The Butcher replied "No, Black Betty, ham or lamb."
6. That's a nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone added a 's' at the front, and 'e' at the end of it.
7. That's a nice ham you got there. It'd be a shame if someone put an "s" before it and an "e" after it.
8. That's a nice ham you got there It would be a shame if someone put an "s" in front of it and an "e" behind it
9. airport security asked me if I've seen anything unusual ...I just paid $18 for a coke & a ham sandwich...Let's start with that.
10. What do you call a pig that is cold and growling? A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.
    I made this joke when I was 11. I remember being super proud lol.

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Hams One Liners

Which hams one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hams? I can suggest the ones about hamburg and hind legs.

1. Congratulations West Ham The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.
2. What do you use to clean a pig? Ham sanatizer
3. How to you call a pig missing both hind legs? A ham-putee.
4. I used to have an addiction to ham. But now I'm cured.
5. A piece of ham walks into a bar. We don't serve food here , says the bartender.
6. What does smoking cure? Ham
7. What do you call a pig thief? A Ham-burglar!
8. What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham
9. A Jewish dilemma? Free ham
10. What would you call a potion brewing pig in the desert? A ham sand witch.
11. What do pigs like to listen to? HAM radio
12. Nice ham you got there Be a shame if I add the letter s and the letter e
13. What do you call a royal pig that is falling asleep? Prince Nodding Ham
14. What did the police officer say to the pig thief? Come out with your hams up!
15. Analogies are like ham sandwiches. I am currently making one.

Hams Cheeses Jokes

Here is a list of funny hams cheeses jokes and even better hams cheeses puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar It sits itself down, but when the bartender saw the sandwich, he said "sorry, but we don't serve food here".
• A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. "Sorry we don't serve food here" replied the bartender.
• So a ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar And the bar tender says "Sorry mate, we don't serve food"
• Persian joke Yesterday I was so hungry, I went to the sandwich shop and ordered Ham e Cheese.
  ....همه چيز means "every thing".
  (first timer here, be gentle)
• TIFU by getting my girlfriend a spicy Italian instead of a ham and cheese Whoops, wrong sub
• TIFU by getting my incredibly picky GF a spicy Italian hoagie when she just wanted ham and cheese Wrong sub
• What did the Ham Sandwich say to his girlfriend, the Cheese Sandwich ? You're Grate in Bread.
• Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub.

Howlingly Hilarious Hams Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about hams you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salami jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hams pranks.