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A joke I created as a kid

What does a hamper eat for breakfast?
Socksages

My friend has been hiding something.

I was cleaning my friend's room for him the other day and moved a pile of clothes off of the floor and into the hamper. To my surprise, when I lifted them, I found a perfectly gelled, expertly trimmed mustache on the ground, I saw him the next day and confronted him about my discovery. ''You got me.'' he said... I had just found his secret stache.

Missing socks

When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know.
It's looking for its sole mate.

I had a stealing problem

It was an addiction. I took candy, cash, food. My lowest point was when I stole a dress from a hamper in a convent,
It was a dirty habit.

My perfect America is just like my clothes hamper

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