The Best 6 Hammond Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hammond jokes. There are some hammond molybdenum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hammond dayton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hammond Jokes and Puns

Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now -

All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again.

What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?

Hammond eggs.

What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?

Dr. Hammond cheese

Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car

Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler

What do Stephen Hawking and Richard Hammond have in common?

They both have poor motor skills.


May is the new British PM, Hammond is the new British Chancellor

Does that mean Clarkson is the new Minister for Transport?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hammond cds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hammond indiana piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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