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What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?

Hammond eggs.

Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now -

All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again.

What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?

Dr. Hammond cheese

Jeremy Clarkson beat Richard Hammond in the latest episode of the Grand Tour a race due to the downforce on the back of his car

Sorry, should've said it was a spoiler

What do Stephen Hawking and Richard Hammond have in common?

They both have poor motor skills.

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