The Best 23 Hamm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hamm jokes. There are some hamm jail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hamm antimatter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hamm Jokes and Puns

I got hammered last night and woke up next to some fat old lady that was snoring.

So I guess I made it home okay...

Why wasn't the hammer allowed to join the party of seven other tools?

Cause he was tool eight.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.


And Jon Hamm.

^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.

Hamm joke, What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

This is Hammer, this is Screwdriver, this is The Wrench...

You know The Drill.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

"This is not a drill!"

An Hammer had sex with an Hoe.

They named their baby Homer

A hammer is introduced to the members of a new toolbox,

The Hammer sees his old friend and the Wrench giving the tour says:

You know the drill but do you know the screwdriver?

Hamm joke, A hammer is introduced to the members of a new toolbox,

What did the hammer say after a job well done?

Nailed it.

If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale..

Would they..Hit it off?

A hammered dude walks up and orders a beer...

Woman: Sir, this is a library!
Dude: Oh sorry!
Dude: (whispers) One beer please

What did the hammer say when a girl tried to use it to put a screw in the wall.

WARNING! WARNING! This is NOT a drill.

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When all you have is a hammer,

everything starts looking like a thumb.

What did MC Hammer name his son?


What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10

The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?

If a hammer had hair, what color would it be?


A hammer did a job interview.

He nailed it.

Hammer: Imma nail you.

*Hammer swings and misses.*

Nail: What a tool.

When all you have is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.

When you also have a sickle, they all look like capitalism.

Why did i had a hammer when i first met my new classmates

To break the ice

If Thor's hammer had a charging port , what type it would be ?

A lighting port

Hammered: Even while intoxicated, Handyman gets the job done.

(As a news headline)

Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing.

Hey I see saw over there.

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