Hamilton Jokes

• Short Hamilton Jokes
• Hamilton One Liners
• Lewis Hamilton Jokes
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Funniest Hamilton Short Jokes

Short hamilton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hamilton humour may include short musical jokes also.

1. What did they call the conflict between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr? The Ham-Burr-Grrr.
   I'm not even sorry.
2. "I'm not throwing away my shot" Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
3. Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words
4. Today's performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again, Brrr killed Hamilton.
5. So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.
6. Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on broadway with the original cast? He didn't know which one to talk about first.
7. I like my coffee like Hamilton liked the source of his income. Black, and made by my wife.
8. The casting for Hamilton was awful, It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.
9. What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests? A feds era list party.
10. You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.

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Hamilton One Liners

Which hamilton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hamilton? I can suggest the ones about reboot and composer.

1. Was Alexander Hamilton Cold or Hot when he died? He was cold. Because Burrr.
2. I'm writing a sequel to Hamilton Hamilton II: Be in the tomb where it happens.
3. Alexander Hamilton was freezing at death... You could say that he died with a Burr
4. You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.
5. How did Alexander Hamilton die? He got Aaron Burnt
6. Shoot for the stars he said... Hamilton died because he did that in a stand off.
7. What is Bill Clinton's favorite song from Hamilton? Say No To This.
8. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed Philip Hamilton.
9. Who was the heaviest US founding father? Alexander.
   He weighed a Hamil*ton*!
10. What happened to Alexander Hamilton when be died? He got Burried
11. What can Lewis Hamilton do what h**... couldn't? Finish a race.

Lewis Hamilton Jokes

Here is a list of funny lewis hamilton jokes and even better lewis hamilton puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say...
  Orange is the new black.

Hamilton Musical Jokes

Here is a list of funny hamilton musical jokes and even better hamilton musical puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Irate supporters of Donald Trump wanted to boycott the musical "Hamilton"... But they couldn't find any tickets not to buy for at least 10 months.

Humorous Hamilton Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about hamilton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hamilton pranks.