Hambush Jokes
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Two snipers are going through the desert when all of a sudden they come under fire...
"Spotter"... says the shooter, "find out where those shots are coming from!"
So the spotter takes out his scope and starts panning round... "I think I found them. There is a small shrub, covered in bacon, gammon, and pork chops"
"That's them..."says the shooter... "it's a ham-bush!"
What do you call a pig sneak attack?
A Hambush.
What was the ninja pigs' surprise attack called?
Hambush
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Reminds me of the time I was down in Mexico. I saw what I thought was a shrub covered in slices of pork...
I went for a closer look and one of the locals stopped me. "Don't go down there, Señor..." he tells me, "...Eetsa Hambush."
There was 3 solders on patrol...
And one says it found a bacon tree the two men not knowing what to do decided to follow the man.
Turns out it was a HAMBUSH
TIL: Vegans have engineered a plant that tastes like pork
It's called a Hambush
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