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Funniest Hamburger Patty Short Jokes

Short hamburger patty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hamburger patty humour may include short hamburger jokes also.

  1. Following the meatless hamburger craze, a German company announced that they will start making a patty made out of Soylent Green. They insist it is made completely from Hamburgers.
  2. A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear
    How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
    Meet Patty.
  3. Hello. Anybody got any hamburger puns? ... or just any kind of bread. These patties are getting cold.

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Hamburger Patty One Liners

Which hamburger patty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hamburger patty? I can suggest the ones about hamburger bun and burgers fries.

  1. How did the hamburger introduce his daughter? Meet Patty.
  2. How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty.
  3. How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat Patty
  4. What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty
  5. What do you call a cake made out of hamburgers? A patty cake!
  6. What did the hamburger name her child? Patty
  7. What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers.
  8. What kind of food truck serves hamburgers? A patty wagon
  9. I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef
  10. How do you introduce a hamburger? Meet patty... badum tss
  11. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? ...meat Patty.
  12. How do you introduce your friend to a hamburger? I'd like you to meat pattie.

Hamburger Patty Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hamburger patty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mcdonalds burgers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hamburger patty pranks.

On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...

Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food.
The waiter responds, I assure you it's not. In the morning he makes donuts.

Two guys go into a diner...

The waitress comes up and says, "What'll ya have."
The first man says, I'll have a hamburger.
The waitress lifts one arm, pulls a patty out of her armpit, lifts the arm and pulls a bun out of the other armpit.
She turns to the second guy, "What'll you have?"
The second guy says, "I was thinking of having a hot dog but I've changed my mind."

My uncle was in the navy, stationed on an aircraft carrier.

One day during inspection he had a ketchup stain on his shirt. This had the natural punishment of kitchen duty.
That night he reported and there was a big, fat, sweaty man in a wife beater making hamburger patties for dinner the next night. He'd pick up a handful of beef, put it into his armpit and flatten it into a patty.
My uncle was absolutely disgusted as they had hamburgers every Thursday for his 2 year deployment. While he was curled over a trash can trying to control his stomach the chef pipes up:
"If you think that's bad you oughta be here the day we make donuts"

A guy goes into a restaurant with his pet snake...

...and they sit down and the man orders.
"25 Hamburgers. Two for me, and the rest for my pet snake."
A little while later, the waitress brings the man his two hamburgers, and for the snake, a large plate with 23 cooked beef patties, nothing more.
The snake takes one look at the patties and turns away in disgust. The man asks the waitress, "You have to put them on hamburger buns like a regular hamburger for him."
The waitress protests, "But sir, we're short on hamburger buns as it is, and can snakes even eat bread?"
The man replies, "Look, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders his meal........

The waitress brings his meal to him, and he takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see the cook. The waitress takes him back to the kitchen and he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!, and starts to gag. The waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen.
While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza.
The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt.
As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest.
Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger.
The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit.
Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen.
"That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"