Hamburg Jokes

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Funniest Hamburg Short Jokes

Short hamburg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hamburg humour may include short burger jokes also.

1. Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
2. A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve food here."
3. What did one hamburger bun say to the other hamburger bun? Nothing. They had beef between them.
4. A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger The librarian says, "This is a library."
   The man apologizes and whispers, "I'd like a hamburger, please."
5. What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower.
6. A hamburger and a French fry walk into a bar The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here"
7. A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. But the bartender says, I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.
8. What do you call a person from Hamburg? German
   (My 8-year old was very proud of coming up with this one!)
9. a Colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Jane's friend took a bite of her hamburger.
   vs.
   Jane's friend took a bite of her colon.
10. What's the difference between new and old hamburger meat? One is ground beef and the other is browned grief.

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Hamburg One Liners

Which hamburg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hamburg? I can suggest the ones about hams and herring.

1. Why didn't the hamburger buns get along? They always had beef between them.
2. A hamburger walks into a bar.. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve food here."
3. How did the hamburger introduce his daughter? Meet Patty.
4. Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger
5. How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty.
6. Never get a hamburger in Athens. Way too Greecey.
7. What do you say to someone with a degree in art? Hamburger and fries, please.
8. What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?
9. What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers? Khan-diments.
10. What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? You're on a roll!
11. Why does a hamburger have more energy than a steak? Because it's in a ground state.
12. How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor.
13. How many vegans does it take to eat a hamburger? It depends if anyone is looking.
14. Why did the Hamburger and the Steak fight? They had some beef
15. An American cannibal visits Germany. What does he have for lunch? A Hamburger.

Hilarious Fun Hamburg Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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