Halts Jokes

Following is our collection of fumed humor and abruptly one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Halts puns for adults, dirty slows jokes or clean thrust gags for kids.

There is an abundance of seats jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on halts. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any overtake witze you can hear about halts.

The Best jokes about Halts

The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.

I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.

A young couple finish their first date...

...and are heading back to their hotel room. As the man is about to open the door, the woman halts him and says, "Look, I can tell how you make love just by the way you open that door."

She continued, "For instance, my last date thrust the key into the lock and barged the door open. That showed to me that he was rough when making love, and I don't like that."

She paused for a second to recollect her thoughts and then continued, "and the date before spent ten minutes poking around trying to find the lock, and that showed to me that he had no experience, and I don't like that either."

She then fixed her eyes onto the man and asked, "So how do you open the door?"

"Well," the man replied, "first I *lick the lock*!"

Windows 10 now halts all hackers...

Even hackers can't figure out how to use Windows 10.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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