Halo Jokes
38 halo jokes and hilarious halo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Halo Short Jokes
Short halo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halo humour may include short halibut jokes also.
- Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn.
- If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave
Burma-Shave - I don't understand why anyone would play past the first Halo game. Once you've played the first game, you've seen The Maw.
- In heaven Mother Theresa is complaining to god that Princes Diana's halo is bigger than hers... God giggles... That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel.
- What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass? The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.
Everyone rejoiced. - What do you get when a Petty officer from Halo has got some mad cooking skills? Masterchef
- Bungie is now working on food products based on their own classic games Known as Halo tea bags.
- What do you call a religious door-to-door salesman? A zeal-ot.
(bonus points if this made you think of the Halo games) - Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117.
- What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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Halo One Liners
Which halo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halo? I can suggest the ones about halal and hallow.
- What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone,
Wing wing, "Halo?" - If Gordon Ramsey were in Halo… would it make him masterchef?
- Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny.
- what is an angel's favorite video game? halo
- What's bigger than Infinity? Halo
- How much does Halo cost? six million jews
- How do gamers greet each other? "Halo"
- What's Lionel Richie's favorite video game? Halo.
- What does the Sun say a lot? Halo to you.
- A sky high Ground Pound in Halo 5 Should be a medal called "From the Top Rope!"
- What does all gods have in common? Halo 😇😇😇
- What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth? You get Halo-tosis.
:-/ - Why didn't the Xbox One get into heaven? Its Halos didnt work.
- What is master chief's favorite dessert? Halo-halo
- Halo: The master chief collection
Uproarious Halo Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about halo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean call of duty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halo pranks.
I used to be a halogen
Then I took a proton to the Ne.
A man dies and goes to heaven
He sees Saint Peter, and starts to tell him a joke
"Masterchief and Cortana walk into a bar.."
Saint Peter cuts him off
"Is this about Halo?"
"Yeah"
"Don't bother, its just going to go over my head"
So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but...
she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, "Oh, that's not a halo, that's the steering wheel."
My grandmother told me this joke, all credit to her.
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Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets...
It's called Halo3.**ods**t
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What do you get when you cross a s**... with a halo nerd?
Masterchief
Has Haloguy gone too far?
