The Best 8 Hallways Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hallways jokes. There are some hallways chinatown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hallways room puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hallways Jokes and Puns

How to make girls feel safe in the hallways

I often find myself walking behind various girls while I'm going about my day and I'm always concerned I'm making them feel unsafe. So I like to remind myself not to walk like a rapist.

I find this works much better if I don't say it out loud.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings?

They aren't allowed to run in the hallways.

How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints?


Boss: Take this broom and go sweep the hallways!

Employee: But I'm a college graduate!
Boss: Great! Then I should only have to explain this just once.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

What becomes packed between periods?

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What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate?

Hallways love yooooouuuuu.

I heard about this super gay university...

Their skipping policy:




Not in the hallways.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hallways lobby jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hallways alex piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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