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I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
She said "Carl, I.. can't see you anymore"... That was weird. I was like- "Babe, I'm standing right here." then she said "No, you don't understand... I'm seeing someone else" which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room. I had to break it off after that.
I've been having hallucinations lately.
I'm getting better though; I'm starting to see a psychiatrist.
A patient walks into an optometrist's office.
The optometrist starts the eye exam and casually asks her if there's any particular reason she came in for a checkup.
"Doctor, I think am having hallucinations. Every time I open my eyes, I see really dark things. Evil. Malice. Hatred. Plague. I am seeing the worst in everything. Nothing looks like it used to. It's as if everything I see is shrouded in darkness."
The optometrist sits back from the patient, confused.
"That's interesting," he said, "because from what I can tell, you see 20/20."
I hate it when you open up to people and they leave
I told my psychiatrist that I'm having hallucinations and he just vanished.
Why did my dog hallucinate after chewing my shoes?
They were laced.
Relationship or hallucination...
Either way, I'm seeing someone
I have a friend who has hallucinations
I told him he should talk to a therapist, but he said he is already seeing people
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