The Best 15 Halls Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Halls jokes. There are some halls ballroom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halls exam hall puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Halls Jokes and Puns

During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.

He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.

It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.

The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.

After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.

The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."

One thing nice about Trumps White House is how polite they are...

You can walk down the halls and everyone says "Pardon me".

A nurse is making her rounds through the halls of a hospital with a rectal thermometer tucked behind her ear...

As she goes to each room she gets plenty of strange looks from each of the patients, but none of them say anything. She finally walks past a doctor in the hall who stops her and asks "what's that you've got behind your ear?" she pulls it out and looks at in surprise, then exclaims "damnit! Some asshole's got my pencil!"

Halls joke, A nurse is making her rounds through the halls of a hospital with a rectal thermometer tucked behind

The inventor of Halls Cough Drops died last night.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape

and yelling "Super Sex! Super Sex!"

An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says,

"I'll have the soup."


A simple operation

A patient is caught running down the hospital halls before his operation by an employee.

"What's the matter?" the employee asked.

The man said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's going to be a very simple operation, don't worry, it will be fine.'"

"Well what's the matter? She was just trying to comfort you." the employee said.

The man replied, "She wasn't talking to me, she was talking to the doctor."

Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)


Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.


One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.


The other one asks him "What's up?"


The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess with him... "


"...he's F--K!NG MENTHAL!"

"

Halls joke, Two mentos are in a bar...

Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?

They prefer to not have windows.

[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. Source: my ex-wife was a former member]

I got cleaning duties today and my wife told me she would be resting

It was my first time in years. While i was cleaning the halls, i could hear her screaming from the bedroom things like "Faster!", "Thats the spot! Right there!"

I just love how supporting she is

Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhood.

And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.

They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

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Someone asked me to Deck the Halls, so I did.

Mr and Mrs Hall were a bit miffed...

Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas?

Because of the holly cost.

I don't know who Holly was

But I decked the halls with her bowels like everyone said.

Why do many kids die in school massacres

Because they can't run in halls

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halls rich hall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working halls stuart hall piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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