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32 halls jokes and hilarious halls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Want to get a few laughs this holiday season? Look no further than our list of hilarious "Halls Jokes"! See how many you can guess right without peeking at the answers! From jokes about decking the halls to witticisms about elevators and even a few laughs about bathrobes and the gymnasium- you're sure to have a jolly good time!

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Popular Halls Short Jokes

Short halls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halls humour may include short hallway jokes also.

  1. I saw my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was too much history between us.
  2. I spotted my ex girlfriend on the other side of the museum hall, but I was too self-conscious to go say hello. There was just too much history between us.
  3. In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said... Yes, Oui, Si, Ja
  4. One thing nice about Trumps White House is how polite they are... You can walk down the halls and everyone says "Pardon me".
  5. Proud Dad moment here: I was changing out a light fixture in the front hall and asked my 16yo son to hand me a pair of pliers As he gave them to me, he said Sure Dad — many hands make light work.
  6. What do yo get if you're inducted into the serial killer hall of fame? A lifetime dismembership.
  7. TIL, Big Ben was named after Sir Benjamin Hall who oversaw the installation of the Bell.... Thankfully, his brother Richard reported sick that day .
  8. Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park? He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.
  9. Turkish Joke A prisoner goes to the warden and asks for a book. The guard makes a phone call then says:
    We don't have the book but we have the author across the hall.
  10. Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame situated in Toronto? So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.

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Halls One Liners

Which halls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halls? I can suggest the ones about hall of fame and rooms.

  1. How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52
  2. What do you call a concert Hall full of Belle Delphine fans? A Simphony.
  3. Who is a grain harvester's favorite musical artist? Hall'n Oates
  4. Why was Gandalf allowed his staff into Theoden's hall? Because it was Staff Only
  5. Why did Elton John go to Radio City Music Hall? He wanted to be a Rockette Man
  6. Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe
  7. You know how many people work at city hall? Less than half of them.
  8. What do you call a kid running down a hall while making car noises? Gran Autismo
  9. Two musicians were hired to drive a grain truck They were Hall and Oates
  10. What do you call the dance hall at a nudist colony? The ball room.
  11. If competitive lumberjacking is a sport... ...then Pinocchio would be a hall-of-famer.
  12. Finally accepted to the Mining Hall of Fame! I can't tell you how happy I am.
  13. Someone asked me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were a bit miffed...
  14. Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost.
  15. I just tried to blow up the town hall in Helsinki and i was caught Im Finnished now

Deck The Halls Jokes

Here is a list of funny deck the halls jokes and even better deck the halls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I don't know who Holly was But I decked the halls with her bowels like everyone said.
  • What do you call it when you punch a box of breath mints? Deck the Halls®
  • What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols? deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Halls joke, What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about halls can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of halls puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Halls Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about halls you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean gates jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make halls prank.

During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.

He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.
The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."

A nurse is making her rounds through the halls of a hospital with a r**... thermometer tucked behind her ear...

As she goes to each room she gets plenty of strange looks from each of the patients, but none of them say anything. She finally walks past a doctor in the hall who stops her and asks "what's that you've got behind your ear?" she pulls it out and looks at in surprise, then exclaims "d**...! Some a**...'s got my pencil!"

The inventor of Halls cough Drops died last night.

There will be no coffin at his f**....

An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape

and yelling "Super s**...! Super s**...!"
An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says,
"I'll have the soup."

A simple operation

A patient is caught running down the hospital halls before his operation by an employee.
"What's the matter?" the employee asked.
The man said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's going to be a very simple operation, don't worry, it will be fine.'"
"Well what's the matter? She was just trying to comfort you." the employee said.
The man replied, "She wasn't talking to me, she was talking to the doctor."

Two mentos are in a bar...

...just enjoying a drink of coke, (as they do of course.)
Then a Halls Cough Drop walks in.
One of the mentos hides under the table. Shaking.
The other one asks him "What's up?"
The mentos hiding under the table replies "You don't wanna mess with him... "
"...he's F--K!NG MENTHAL!"
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Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?

They prefer to not have windows.
[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. Source: my ex-wife was a former member]

I got cleaning duties today and my wife told me she would be resting

It was my first time in years. While i was cleaning the halls, i could hear her screaming from the bedroom things like "Faster!", "Thats the spot! Right there!"
I just love how supporting she is

Someone has been spraying graffiti of what appears to be corporate ledgers all around my neighborhood.

And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.

Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls....

When they both suddenly die part way through the song.
They are reincarnated as a**...-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: "Don, we now are gay apparel."

Halls joke, I don't know who Holly was

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