The Best 18 Halloween Pumpkin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Halloween Pumpkin jokes. There are some halloween pumpkin jack lanterns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halloween pumpkin knock doors puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Halloween Pumpkin Jokes and Puns

What does a redneck do on Halloween?


Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

I'll see myself out...

What do hillbillies do for Halloween?


What do Donald Trump and a Halloween Pumpkin have in common?

They're both orange, full of crap and should be thrown out in November.

In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination

I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.

How do people from Arkansas celebrate Halloween?

They pumpkin!

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?


You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin...

Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?


what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween?

A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern.

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What do West Virginian do on Halloween?

They pumpkin

I saw only a few pumpkins on Halloween this year.

But there were lots of beheaded Donald's.

What is an Alabamian's favorite Halloween activity?


What similarities does Trump share with the Halloween Pumpkin?

Other than the obvious, both are orange...

1) They are hollow inside and...

2) ..should be thrown out in November!

I don't celebrate Halloween but if I did I'd be carving your face

Cause I always make my pumpkin smile

What do people from Alabama do during Halloween?

They pumpkin

(Bad metal joke) My brother really hates halloween

Last year he spent all night Smashing Pumpkins

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halloween pumpkin trick treating jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working halloween pumpkin turnips piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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