Halloween Pumpkin Jokes
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- In honor of both Halloween and the release of documents on JFK's assassination I decided to carve a pumpkin that looks like JFK's widow. It's my first Jackie O'Lantern.
- (Bad metal joke) My brother really hates halloween Last year he spent all night Smashing Pumpkins
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Halloween Pumpkin One Liners
Which halloween pumpkin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halloween pumpkin? I can suggest the ones about pumpkin carving and pumpkins gourds.
- What do people in Alabama like to do for Halloween? Pump-kin
- How do people from Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pumpkin!
- What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin.
- How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin
- Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin.
- What's a priest's favorite Halloween pastime? To pump-kin
- What do West Virginians like to have at their Halloween parties? Pump-kin.
- What is your favorite band to listen to around Halloween? Mine is "Smashing Pumpkins"
- Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!
- What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin
- What do hillbillys do during halloween ? They Pumpkin
- What do red necks do at Halloween? They pump-kin
- what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A p**... e-Jack-O'-Lantern.
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Why is Halloween a h**...'s favorite holiday?
Because they like to pumpkin.
I'll see myself out...
It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.
"Trick or treat!"
"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"
"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"
A guy walks into a bar....
... and orders a pumpkin spice beer. "Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?" the bartender asks. "Not yet. I was going to go as a bandaid, but I decided against it," the guy replies. "It's really hard to pull off."
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You might be a r**... if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin...
Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November.
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I saw only a few pumpkins on Halloween this year.
But there were lots of beheaded Donald's.
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What similarities does Trump share with the Halloween Pumpkin?
Other than the obvious, both are orange...
1) They are hollow inside and...
2) ..should be thrown out in November!
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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on j**... Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.