Halloween Kid Jokes
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Short halloween kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halloween kid humour may include short jokes also.
- I dressed up as a gifted kid for Halloween. When my neighbors asked what I was supposed to be, I sadly replied, "I was supposed to be a lot of things..."
- A man gives a kid baby carrots on Halloween. The kid hands them back.
The man says, "why did you do that?
The kid says,"exactly." - I didn't have any candy at Halloween... So I gave out my antidepressants.
It made the kids happy, but it was a real downer for me. - Halloween is coming up. This is the best time to teach your kids about taxes and social security... Take away 30% of their Halloween candy and promise them you'll give part of it back in 70 years!
- On Halloween I give young kids little boxes of raisins. I've been accused of statutory grape.
- My idea for a Uber like system for Halloween wasn't very popular. I guess parents don't like the idea of a guy in a van picking up their kids at night.
- Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes. They have a leg-up on the competition
- I miss being a little kid on Halloween Unfortunately I got in a little trouble for that last year
- "why didnt you come to the Halloween party?" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year.
- So many kids dressed up as fortnite costumes for Halloween this year They might as well have dressed up as sheep
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Halloween Kid One Liners
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- I killed a vampire last Halloween ...or a kid. Either way, the wooden stake worked.
- What do you call a bunch of kids all dressed up as batman? Halloween at the orphanage.
- Why is halloween candy so similar to anti-vax kids? Because both dont last very long
- What do Hasidic kids dress up as for Halloween? One eyed ghosts.
- I am so ugly. On Halloween, I open the front door, kids give me candy.
- What do Orthodox Jewish kids dress up as on Halloween? One eyed ghosts.
- The kid from the Exorcist got a ticket. For possession.
Happy Halloween. - What candy did Elon Musk give kids for Halloween? Rockets.
- Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!
- What did the k**... give kids on Halloween? Racist Peanut Butter Cups
Halloween Kid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about halloween kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halloween kid pranks.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.
He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.
He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on j**... Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
Orange Jews
Three of my best friends and I are Jewish in a school with a total of probably 20 Jewish kids (so everyone know we are Jewish). This year for Halloween, the four of us are all going dressed in orange morph suits. If anyone asks what we are, we will simply respond with "orange juice."
Finding out your kid is gay is like finding a toothbrush in your Halloween candy.
Nobody wants it.
I'm really looking forward to Halloween this year. I'm doing a SAW themed party for my kids and their friends.
It begins with twelve children locked in the basement and I've hidden the Wi-Fi password inside the stomach of one of them.
Had to go to work looking scruffy today...
My s**... kid didn't get any razorblades in his Halloween candy.
A man gave peanuts to a 5-year-old on Halloween.
The kid said, "why did you take the chocolate off of these m&m's?"
Why don't cosplayers make awesome costumes for their kids for Halloween?
Because they are virgins
What happens if you kill all the kids in our neighbourhood on Halloween?
#1 VICTORY ROYALE
A kid asks his greedy father money to buy a police costume for Halloween
He told him just go undercover.
A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween...
So I murdered his parents
Two Filipino kids go trick or treating on Halloween...
...At the first house they go up to, a lady answers the door.
She says, "oh how cute are you two? Let me guess what you are..."
To the first kid she says, "With your tiara and wand, you must be a princess?"
the first kid says, "Yes! I am a princess!"
The lady says to the second kid, "with your eye patch and your sword, you must be a pirate or a buccaneer?"
the second kid looks at her funny, grabs his ears and says, "I'm a pirate...and these are my buccaneers!"
A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...
At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"
the day after halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.....
he was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
i said to him, "sorry little buddy, halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today...what are you supposed to be anyway>?"
he said "im a period, sorry im late..scared ya didnt i?"
needless to say he got a handfull of candy from one of my kids bags. how could you not reward that creativity?