Halloween Ghost Jokes
58 halloween ghost jokes and hilarious halloween ghost puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halloween ghost that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Halloween Ghost Short Jokes
Short halloween ghost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halloween ghost humour may include short halloween skeleton jokes also.
- Joke from my 8 year old daughter for Halloween. Why didn't the ghost like to take showers?
Because it would dampen his spirits. - Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
- It was a tough Halloween this year.. I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.
Then the wife came out screaming something about
"No, no you give them candy!!!" - Tinder is haunted I have been talking to someone on tinder and i told her how much i love halloween. To this, she said "great, i have something perfect for you"
Then she ghosted me. - People in the deep south must really love Halloween since they march around in their ghost costumes all year long.
- (OC) I always wanted to be a ghost for Halloween Mom thought it was a good idea because when I was up to something she could see right through me, but Dad said I was too dense.
- What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?
A "booquet" of flower. - Halloween jokes What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Whay do you call wood that's scared?
Petrified. - Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's.
^^^Happy ^^^Halloween! - Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?
Cuz you my BOO
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Halloween Ghost One Liners
Which halloween ghost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halloween ghost? I can suggest the ones about zombie halloween and halloween pumpkin.
- Happy Halloween... Why did the ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS
- What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.
- Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet.
- What is a ghosts favorite thing to drink on Halloween? Boooooooooooze
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!!!!
Happy Halloween redditors!!! - Got dumped on Halloween… Well at least she didn't ghost me
- My 6 year old's halloween joke Q. What do ghosts have on their bottom?
A. A boo-ty - Don't worry about Trump having COVID. He just wants to be a ghost for Halloween
- What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!
- What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party? Im here for the boos.
- What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
- What do Hasidic kids dress up as for Halloween? One eyed ghosts.
- What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween? As John Cena because you can't see them.
- What's a ghost's favorite part of Halloween? All of the booooooze!
- Who calls the shots at the Halloween party? The gHost
Uproarious Halloween Ghost Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about halloween ghost you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween costume jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halloween ghost pranks.
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
Q: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them!
Best Halloween Party Ever
An advertisement for a Halloween party featuring
Zombie Japanese Chefs and street entertainers from the spirit world…
you would be treated to an evening of:
the Woking Dead and Ghost Buskers.
My neighbours really like Halloween
They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for l**....
One Dark Halloween Night........
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap- tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
What did the ghost wear on her Halloween date?
Boo jeans and high squeals.
A joke for Halloween
A group of tourist is visiting the remnants of an ancient castle. One lady sais to their guide:
-I'm afraid. I think there might be ghosts here!
-Don't worry. I'm living here for 300 years but I've never seen any ghosts.
What's the Republican Party's favorite Halloween costume?
A ghost! They like it so much they wear it year round.
What do Orthodox Jewish kids dress up as on Halloween?
One eyed ghosts.
As Halloween Approaches, it's Important to Remember the 'Golden Rule' of Being a Ghost:
Boo unto others as you would have them boo unto you.
The ghosts have begun planning for Halloween this year
Beware, they're quite the cunning strategeists
What are two ghosts up to when they play together?
Pair of normal activity
Happy Halloween
I was showing off my Halloween ghost outfit to a friend.
She says people will think I'm a spectercle.
Why couldn't the r**... go as a ghost for Halloween?
Because he was told a r**... in a white sheet was a bad idea.
After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
