Halloween Costume Jokes

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Short halloween costume jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halloween costume humour may include short mask halloween jokes also.

  1. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp The host asked me: What are you?
    Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.
    Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp
    Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
  2. Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?" "I'll be Bach"
  3. My friend asked me what I was being for Halloween, and I said "Nothing." He said "No, that's what you are in real life, you have to wear a costume."
  4. At a Halloween party A: What are you dressed as?
    B: I'm a harp.
    A: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
    B: Are you calling me a lyre?
  5. I dressed up as a screwdriver this past Halloween. It wasn't the best costume but I still turned a lot of heads.
  6. Got sent home from work for my Halloween costume.. Apparently, being a brillo pad was too abrasive for some people.
  7. In 2023 we're not calling them Halloween costumes anymore... It's *occultural appropriation*
  8. People in the deep south must really love Halloween since they march around in their ghost costumes all year long.
  9. Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.
  10. I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party..... I wore a harp costume to a Halloween party, but my girlfriend thought it was too small. She called me a Lyre.

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Halloween Costume One Liners

Which halloween costume one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halloween costume? I can suggest the ones about halloween pumpkin and halloween skeleton.

  1. On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods. You'll get Jurasskicked.
  2. Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base? The Headless horseman
  3. What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein
  4. My friend and I were a donkey for Halloween... We just half-assed our costumes.
  5. I came up with the best Halloween costume! A disapointment
  6. Why didn't Jake Paul dress up for Halloween? He didn't need a costume to go as a failure.
  7. This halloween, I will dress up as my father. Too bad nobody will get to see my costume
  8. [Halloween party] Me: Nice costume! What are you?
    Basic Girl: I am DECEASED!
  9. Want a costume that doesn't show too much skin this Halloween? Dress up as a skeleton.
  10. What do you call Halloween with offensive costumes? Trigger Treating.
  11. Somebody just complimented my Halloween costume. I wasn't wearing any costume.
  12. Need an even sluttier costume for Halloween? Dress up like yo mama.
  13. I wanted to be Ant-Man for Halloween... but the costume was way too small.
  14. I'm going as the Challenger space shuttle for Halloween. Lots of parts to this costume.
  15. Well, Megan Kelly has been fired. At least we know what her Halloween costume will be.

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Your Halloween costume came in the mail today.

I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*c**... s**... again!?

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today.

I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*c**... s**... again!?

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "

Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

You so ugly on Halloween someone said scary costume.

My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row.

This year I am dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll.

Anyone need a s**... costume for Halloween?

Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything

Costume Ideas

For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell.

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

Last Halloween

Last Halloween, I went to a costume party. I spot a guy dressed in a monkey costume with a jar of peanut butter in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other. I asked him what he was dressed as, and he replied, "Me? I am a Reese's Monkey."


On Halloween, a man shows up to his friend's costume party in the n**... carrying a woman on his back. His friend answers the door and shockingly asks, "what are you supposed to be?!"
The man says, "I'm a snail."
With an obvious look of disdain on his face, his friend asks, "well, who is she?"
The man answers, "Michelle."

So a man was going as Adam from Adam and Eve for a Halloween costume.

So he went to a costume shop and asked the lady working there for a leaf to wear, so the lady brought out a leaf and the guy said, "bigger", so the lady brought out another leaf and the man said "bigger" again, this went on a few more times and the lady finally came out and said, "why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump?"

I finally decided on my Halloween costume.

I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crêpes.

A woman asks her husband what type of bird makes for the sexiest Halloween costume

"Should I be a spotted b**...?", asks the woman.
"Or what about a spread pink Flamingo?" "...Neither" replies the man. "If you really want men to like you, you need to be some sort of s**...."

What's the best Halloween costume at UVA this year?

A Graham c**...

Halloween costume...

Guy 1 at Halloween party: Hey look, Steve's wife dressed up like Wonder Woman.
Guy 2 at Halloween party: Yeah, it makes you wonder if she's a woman.

There are two types of Guys on Halloween...

Those who complain about "s**..." versions of costumes, and those who get laid.


Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

My friend bought a choir girl zombie costume for Halloween.

She put it on and said, "Am I menacing?"
I said, "Of course, you're a choir girl."

Halloween Joke

This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he's just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, Dude, this is a Halloween party! You're supposed to be wearing a costume?
The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I'm a snail!
You're a snail?
Yeah, I'm a snail, says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, This is Michelle.

The scariest Halloween costume this year will be s**...' Kim Davis...

Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath.

A young boy dresses up as a pirate for Halloween...

At one house an old lady opens the door and says, "What a wonderful pirate costume! But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks at her, confused, and says, "My buckin' ears are under my buckin' hat!"

My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume.

Apparently "The Emperor's New Clothes" was a bad idea.

My Halloween costume this year:

I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, "I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".
Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".
Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party.

He's upstairs with the s**... girl wearing the Courtney Love costume.
In the addict.

I tried to dress up as my dad for Halloween this year

Everyone kept asking, "where's your costume?"

I was ridiculed by some miscreants at the Halloween party for my Helium atom costume,..

... but I was too noble to react to such petty volatile elements.

If I ever get a pet rabbit, I should put it in a food themed Halloween costume.

I'll call it a Hot Dog Bun.

For my next Halloween costume I'll need to physically disappear out of existence...

I'll be the wage gap.

Donald Trump will be the most popular Halloween costume this year...

Because I can't think of anything scarier

My costume for Halloween is a sign that says "Wanna date?"

If anyone asks what I am, I will say I'm desperate.

What halloween costume do ugly h**... wear?

The headless Whoresman

What is Martin Shkreli's Halloween costume?

A Shkreliton.

I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween.

But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.

Kids in wheelchairs always have creative Halloween costumes.

They have a leg-up on the competition

What's the Republican Party's favorite Halloween costume?

A ghost! They like it so much they wear it year round.

Stephen King didn't like my Halloween costume.

I dressed like a clown but he said I was doing it wrong

Hollywood Halloween

Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'

I'm so ugly...

... I went to a Halloween party without a costume and one of the partygoers came up to me and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"

A Pornstar went to a Halloween party with no costume

He won best dressed for his portrayal of a tripod

What do you call Nelly Furtado wearing a s**... potato Halloween costume?

Nelly Flirtato

I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.

I'm on a roll.
Please look at my previous post to see a list of my
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I'm trying to bring puns and one-liners into the U.S.A.

If you're looking for a s**... Halloween costume...

Dress as a professor. They barely cover anything important.

This year for Halloween, I'm going to use my arthritis to really help bring my zombie costume to life


A kid asks his greedy father money to buy a police costume for Halloween

He told him just go undercover.

Halloween came early this year.

My son's costume cost £325.

My friend complained that he couldn't decide on a Halloween costume this year

So I gave him a black eye and now he's a pirate

I got a really bad costume idea for your dog.

1) Get a baby doll
2) cover it in fake blood
3) Attach it to the dog somehow
4) Say your dog is dressed as a Dingo for halloween.

If you're running out of ideas for a s**... Halloween costume...

Dress up as your college professor, they barely cover anything important in class.

I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood- the works.

Zombie? I guessed.
No. Art major.

What do cheeses dress up as for Halloween?

They dress up in some really gouda muenster costumes!

Friend:- What's your last minute costume for Halloween)

Me:- Anything that can have the word disappointing it front of it

My anti-vax sister wouldn't let me take my niece trick-or-treating, even though she had the perfect Halloween costume.

s**... cemetery rules.

So many kids dressed up as fortnite costumes for Halloween this year

They might as well have dressed up as sheep

Me and my friends went as famous musicians for Halloween.

While everyone decided who they would be I said
"I'll go buy my costume now, then I'll be bach"

A classmate was making repetitive screeching noises in class on October 31

I asked her what she was doing, and she said it was her verbal Halloween costume for the blind.

Shot my first turkey a few weeks ago

Some crazy lady was screaming about Halloween and it was just a costume for some reason

Little Johnny wore his Halloween costume to Christmas dinner.

Dad allowed it since oct(31) = dec(25)

A dad buys his son a halloween costume

-Dad,can I take the price tag off now?It's really annoying..
-No,keep it until we get home so we can really scare mom

Somehow, I inadvertently end up putting on my Halloween costume every day

It's especially troublesome on Valentine's Day, since people say that my costume is a giant red flag.

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