Halloween Cat Jokes
6 halloween cat jokes and hilarious halloween cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halloween cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good halloween cat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Driving
I was out driving on Halloween and I hit a cat, I think it was dressed like a cat. It could have been a piñata for all I know because there was candy everywhere.
Last Halloween, my friend Lucy dressed up like a cat burglar on a jewel heist.
Lucy….in disguise with diamonds.
Did you hear about the dog who tried to dress up as a cat but got sick at a Halloween costume party?
He said he wasn't feline well.
My Dog
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him.
—Reid Faylor
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
So it's perfectly acceptable to dress up as a s**... cat on Halloween...
...but do it any other time of the year and suddenly you're that creepy guy at church?
What happens when you dress your dog as a cat for Halloween and show him how he looks in the mirror?
He gets a concussion, Ba Da Taaa.
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