Hallelujah Jokes
5 hallelujah jokes and hilarious hallelujah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hallelujah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From funny jokes about forgetting the words to the song, to the challenges of teaching a congregation to sing together, this article looks at the lighter side of the beloved hallelujah song heard in churches around the world. Read on to laugh and smile along with us as we explore the humorous moments in praise.
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What is a good hallelujah joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man bought a horse from a pastor of a church...
The pastor explains to him "to make the horse go yell 'Thank God!' And to make it stop yell 'Hallelujah'". He is riding the horse and gets distracted when he notices he is about to ride off a cliff and begins to yell "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!", and the horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. He wipes his sweat off and says "Phew! Thank God!".
*Old Russian joke my dad used to tell*
A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor.
To make the horse go, you gotta yell, Thank God! And to make it stop, yell, Hallelujah," explains the pastor.
The cowboy thanks him and rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff.
Quickly he yells to the horse, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff.
The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead, sighs and says, *"Phew, Thank God."*
What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
How many syllables does the word "hallelujah" have?
Catholic: 5
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Amen
During Sermon at a Sunday service , the Pastor said: "If I had all the Beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen! "
"And if I had all the Wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried: "Amen!"
"And if I had all the Whiskey and r**... in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried: "Amen!"...
The Pastor sat down.
The Junior Pastor then stood up and said: "For our closing Hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our Hymn books and sing, "We shall drink from the river".
The whole Congregation SCREAMED *HALLELUJAH!*
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