Hall Monitor Jokes
3 hall monitor jokes and hilarious hall monitor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hall monitor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hall Monitor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hall monitor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was a very determined hall monitor at school. The other kids called me Batman,
Not because of that but because both my parents were murdered.
Guns don't belong in the hands of the teachers, they belong in the hands of the thin blue line
That's right, the hall monitors. It's time we enforce the **real** rules, people.
A man is in a hospital, holding vigil at his wife's bedside...
...she has been in a coma for 3 weeks, the result of a terrible car accident. He is staring lovingly at her, lost in fleeting glimpses of the past, when a nurse enters the room carrying a pan of water, a sponge tucked under her arm. The man nods, kisses his wife on the forehead, and leaves the room. Several minutes have passed. He is alone in the hallway when the door opens and the nurse approaches him excitedly. Embarrassed now, she tells the man that when she tended to his wife's private parts during the sponge bath, his wife had moaned. She whispers that perhaps o**... s**... can bring her out of her coma! Puzzled, but willing to try anything, the man agrees and enters his wife's room while the nurse now waits in the hall. Minutes later, an alarm sounds from the equipment monitoring his wife. The nurse rushes into the room and sees the man at the head of his wife's bed, zipping up his pants. "I think she choked.'", he exclaims.
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