The Best 35 Halibut Jokes

Following is our collection of Halibut jokes which are very funny. There are some halibut net jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halibut tuna puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Halibut Jokes and Puns

I like to go fishing from time to time...

Just for the halibut.

My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing.

He did it just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Halibut joke, Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions]

Just for the halibut.

Some people get paid to make fish puns...

I just do it for the halibut.


Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market?

They say he did it, "just for the halibut."

Halibut joke, Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market?

Fisherman got jokes...

A little fish humor for everyone.

"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"

"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"

"You sucker, that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"

I went out for dinner last night.

The Captain's Basket was on special for $7.00. I tried it just for the halibut.

I went to Pappas Steakhouse during Lent

Just for the halibut.

Why do some people go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

A fisherman got a tattoo...

for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

...but I just went for the halibut

Halibut joke, I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet...

Why did the fisherman go to the bar?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman release every fish he caught?

He was only fishing for the halibut.


Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fisherman cross the sea?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?

To be honest, I did it for the halibut.

I decided to become a pescatarian..

For the halibut.

I'll show myself out.

Want to Hear A Fish Pun?

I'm gonna tell you one for the halibut.
I hope I dont flounder this pun.
Your gonna be saying Oh Cod why by the end of it.

I asked my impulsive friend why he jumped into the ocean on our deep sea fishing trip...

...he said, "... for the halibut!"

Why'd the fisherman buy all new equipment?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man become a fisherman?

just for the halibut

A fish swims by two others

One fish catches the other watching as it goes by.
When he discovers he's been caught he exclaimed, "Sorry, I can't help it it's just a Halibut."

I eat fish sometimes

But its only for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman look for flatfish?

Just for the halibut.

Why do crabs have pinchers?

Just for the halibut

Two friends discussing dinner plans.

Friend 1: hey friend 2 what do you want to eat tonight
F2: hmm I'm thinking fish
F1: fish?!?! Why fish?
F2:... for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman go fishing on his day off

Just for the Halibut

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