The Best 11 Halftime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Halftime jokes. There are some halftime half jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halftime astroturf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Halftime Jokes and Puns

Super Bowl Halftime

At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

I really enjoyed this year's halftime performance.

I had enough time to take my dog for a decent walk.

The real mistake of the half-time show was that Maroon 5 performed on a stage shaped like an M.

When they should've set it to W for Wumbo.

Remember when the Super Bowl halftime was good?

Me neither.

Breaking news... Brazilian goal tender tries to kill self at halftime.

He threw himself in front of a train. It went between his legs, so he's OK, but still, he's very upset over his performance against Germany.


Why did Iowa replace all the high school football fields with artificial turf?

To stop the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Plastic Bag

I live in the US but from africa. My little called me yesterday and said:
lil bro : " i watched half-time of the super bowl"
Me: ok
lil bro: do you feel like a plastic bag because you live in the US now

Katie Perry's halftime show

was the only time a Lion will be in the Superbowl!

I didn't realize what "Shoot the J" meant...

So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halftime timeout jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working halftime grammy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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