The Best 8 Halfoff Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Halfoff jokes. There are some halfoff sale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halfoff pants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Halfoff Jokes and Puns

How do you confuse a Jew?

Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.

Because little boys pants are half-off.

Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims

and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.

RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking?

Both have panties half-off.

How do you sell a ship with a broken mast?

Promote a half-off sail.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

'Cause all their pants are half-off

Why don't doctor's offices have sales?

Because All Circumcisions Half-Off! doesn't sound appealing.

Context makes all the difference. Half-off is a great thing...

...when it comes to a sale, unless that sale is for a circumcision.

The good news, is that kids' underwear is half-off at Meijer.

The bad news, is that it's not all the way off.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halfoff secret jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working halfoff special piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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