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How do you confuse a Jew?

Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.

Because little boys pants are half-off.
Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims
and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.
RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking?

Both have p**... half-off.

How do you sell a ship with a broken mast?

Promote a half-off sail.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

'Cause all their pants are half-off

Why don't doctor's offices have sales?

Because All Circumcisions Half-Off! doesn't sound appealing.

Context makes all the difference. Half-off is a great thing...

...when it comes to a sale, unless that sale is for a circumcision.

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