Following is our collection of funniest Halfoff jokes. There are some halfoff sale jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halfoff pants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Put the bacon on sale for half-off.
Because little boys pants are half-off.
Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims
and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.
RIP K-Mart you will be missed.
Both have panties half-off.
Promote a half-off sail.
'Cause all their pants are half-off
Because All Circumcisions Half-Off! doesn't sound appealing.
...when it comes to a sale, unless that sale is for a circumcision.
The bad news, is that it's not all the way off.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halfoff secret jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working halfoff special piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.