Halflives Jokes
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Scientists from CERN are currently protesting in Geneva holding up signs
Half-Lives, Matter
What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?
Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives
To people who hate chemistry
Half-lives matter
What is a physicist's favorite social movement?
Half-lives matter.
A few of my favorites.
Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"
Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
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