The Best 5 Halflives Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Halflives jokes. There are some halflives life jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halflives scientists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Halflives Jokes and Puns

Scientists from CERN are currently protesting in Geneva holding up signs

Half-Lives, Matter

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

To people who hate chemistry

Half-lives matter

What is a physicist's favorite social movement?

Half-lives matter.

A few of my favorites.

Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?

Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.

An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"

Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.


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We suggest to use only working halflives doors piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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