Halflife Jokes

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Funniest Halflife Short Jokes

Short halflife jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halflife humour may include short crisis jokes also.

1. I think my father is doing a Half-life 3 cosplay. Because I haven't seen him in over 10 years now.
2. In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as Nice.
3. Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam
4. What was left inside the Pandora's Box after she released all the evils that visit humanity and then closed it? Half-Life 3.
5. I was playing video games with my friend for 72 hours straight... Not only did I die, but my friend doesn't Half-Life 2
6. Valve time slower than thought Researchers have calculated that it takes longer than expected for radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years to pass through valves. Reason unknown.
7. Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves
8. Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
9. Valve Half-life 3 confirmed
10. HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!! lol

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Halflife One Liners

Which halflife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halflife? I can suggest the ones about lifetime and radioactive.

1. What is Thanos' favourite game? Half-Life.
2. What is an Anti-Vaxxer's favorite game? Half-life
3. Why was the Valve developer crying? He was having a Half-Life crisis.
4. Why was the 24,100 year old plutonium upset? It was having a half-life crisis.
5. Optimist: Someone who is still waiting for Half-Life 3
6. What is Marie Curie's favorite movie? It's A Wonderful Half-Life
7. First game using solely IPv6 for multiplayer Half-Life 3
8. Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :(
9. Half-Life 3 is finally out ...of the question getting released in 2016.
10. What video game does Thanos like most? Half-Life
11. Gold-198 Is the closest thing to Half-life 3.
12. What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common? Should'a dropped a third.
13. Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither
14. Half-Life 3's release date.
15. Half-Life 11 Confirmed It'll be available 10 days from now on Friday.

Comical Halflife Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about halflife you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean valve jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halflife pranks.