Halfhours Jokes
3 halfhours jokes and hilarious halfhours puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halfhours that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Halfhours Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Tuna must age about five times faster than humans.
This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.
A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone.
A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, "Wow, that was quick - usually you girls are at it for two hours at least!" "Yeah, well, it was a wrong number."
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Wesley gets in trouble at school for being caught in the red light district
Wesley arrives a half-hour late at school When the teacher asks where Wesley was, he says:
With the prostitutes in the Red Light District.
The teacher gets angry and tells Wesley to go to the principal. Wesley tells the principal why he was sent out. The principal has heard enough and sends Wesley home, and then calls Wesley's mother.
When Wesley arrives home his mother tells him to go to his room. Wesley walks up the stairs in tears. At the top of the stairs he shouts to his mother: Next time dad can go get his own b**... jacket.
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