Following is our collection of funniest Halffull jokes. There are some halffull quart jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these halffull opposition puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
EA Employee: "Download the next half for $9.99!"
He said, "Oh! He's an optimist?"
"No he has Parkinson's Disease."
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
And kids with antivax parents, who never live long enough to form an opinion
But I didn't see it at all until it hit me.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the halffull halfempty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working halffull kind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.