Halffull Jokes
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Optimist: "This glass is half-full." Pessimist: "This glass is half-empty."
EA Employee: "Download the next half for $9.99!"
I told my friend, "My dad's a glass half-full kind of guy."
He said, "Oh! He's an optimist?"
"No he has Parkinson's Disease."
Engineers' view about a glass of water!
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Confucius say: There is no half-empty beer bottle...
...only half-full p**... bottle
There are 3 types of people in the world: Glass half-full people, glass half-empty people,
And kids with antivax parents, who never live long enough to form an opinion
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