Half Asian Jokes
19 half asian jokes and hilarious half asian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about half asian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Half Asian Short Jokes
Short half asian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The half asian humour may include short mean asian jokes also.
- I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts. The other half drive a Rincoln.
- I met a blind man who was half asian and half native american His name was Rong Time No See
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Half Asian One Liners
Which half asian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with half asian? I can suggest the ones about bad asian and chinese asian.
- I met a half asian half white guy today... He was aight.
- I'm Half Asian, Half Black. I Steal Cars But Don't Drive Them.
- How Far is an Asian Half-Marathon? 13.run miles
- Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian
- Today I discovered I am half Asian. other half cauc.
- Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's.
Heartwarming Half Asian Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about half asian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mixed race jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make half asian pranks.
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I'm dating a half-Asian girl.
Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident.
- Dan Mintz
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I dated a half Asian girl
Her mom was Korean
Her dad was Korean
Her legs got ripped off in the car accident.
My Asian eye doctor
Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."
"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."
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Tiger Woods c**... Joke
Tiger Woods: Half Black / Half Asian.
Fighting with his wife: Black. Crashing his car because of it: Asian.
Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."