Halen Jokes

These are 4 halen jokes and hilarious halen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about halen that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Happy Halen Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

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R.I.P. dad

My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning:
"I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."
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What do you call vehicles falling from the sky?

Van Halen

What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar?

Yeti Van Halen.

Theres Inhalin' and Exhalin', but theres Eddie's favorite...

...Van Halen

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