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R.I.P. dad

My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning:
"I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."

What do you call vehicles falling from the sky?

Van Halen

What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar?

Yeti Van Halen.

Theres Inhalin' and Exhalin', but theres Eddie's favorite...

...Van Halen

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