The Best 5 Hale Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hale jokes. There are some hale monarchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hale jokes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hale Jokes and Puns

When I was Young

I once caught my grandfather sprinkling gunpowder onto his grits one Sunday morning. I asked him why he would do that.

He explained, "Kid, my father did this, and his father did this. If you do this as well, every day, it'll help keep you hale and hearty well into your golden years."

It must be true, since when he died last year, he was 97, and left thirteen children, twenty-seven grandchildren, twelve great grandchildren, four great great grand children, and a fifteen foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be.

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

What did Haley Joel Osment find on Mount Everest?

Icy dead people.

What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones?

Icy dead people

Why does haley joel osment always smell like cologne?

He wears six scents


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hale hawkins jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hale punchline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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