Hale Jokes
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Fun-Filled Hale Jokes to Boost Your Mood
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When I was Young
I once caught my grandfather sprinkling gunpowder onto his grits one Sunday morning. I asked him why he would do that.
He explained, "Kid, my father did this, and his father did this. If you do this as well, every day, it'll help keep you hale and hearty well into your golden years."
It must be true, since when he died last year, he was 97, and left thirteen children, twenty-seven grandchildren, twelve great grandchildren, four great great grand children, and a fifteen foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be.
What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?
Icy Dead People
What did Haley Joel Osment find on Mount Everest?
Icy dead people.
What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones?
Icy dead people
Why does haley joel osment always smell like cologne?
He wears six scents
No climbing stairs
A woman went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor said there seemed to be a slight heart problem and advised her to take some pills for two weeks and then come back.
"Most of all, don't climb any stairs," advised the doctor.
"But we have a two story house," protested the patient.
"Well, I understand that," said the doctor, "but it's important that you don't climb any stairs."
Two weeks later, she came back and the doctor pronounced her hale and healthy.
"Can I climb stairs again?" she asked.
"Of course," answered the doctor.
"Good," said replied, "because I was getting tired of climbing up that drainpipe every night."
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