Halal Meat Jokes

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I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

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Halal... is it meat you're looking for.

I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken.

I said "Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."

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