Halal Jokes

Funniest Halal Short Jokes

Short halal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halal humour may include short muslim pork jokes also.

1. I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
2. What do you call halal sausage? Salaami
3. I can see why Muslims don't like the Republican Party. All that ham isn't halal.
4. I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said "Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."
5. How do you pick up the phone when you work at an Indian restaurant? "Halal, how can I help you?"
6. I'll show you why Saudi Arabia used to deny women the right to drive. Halal me to demonstrate.
7. How do Muslims order their food? They Halal it out.
8. What do Vietnamese muslims eat? Halal Kitty
9. What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone? Halal?
10. Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone.

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Halal One Liners

Which halal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halal? I can suggest the ones about kosher and arab muslim.

1. What do you call a Muslim pepper? A halal-peno.
   I'm sorry.
2. What do you call an Islamic pepper? A Halal-peño.
3. Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims? Halal Cool J
4. What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat
5. What do you call a Muslim festival? Halal-apalooza
6. What do you call a middle eastern chili? a Halal-peño
7. What do you call a Muslim guy who won't date fat chicks? Shallow Halal.
8. What do you call Muslim guys fighting? Halal beef.
9. How do you know a deli is halal? They sell a *salaam*-i sandwich
10. What does a Muslim add to spice up his food? A halal-peño.
11. What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode.
12. Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue
13. How do you answer a phone in an Indian cafe? Halal?
14. Have you heard Ahmed Richie's new song? Halal... is it meat you're looking for.
15. What do you call a Middle Eastern pepper? A Halal-peno.

Islamic Halal Jokes

Here is a list of funny islamic halal jokes and even better islamic halal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled.

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What funny jokes about halal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ramadan fasting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halal pranks.