Halal Jokes

Funniest Halal Short Jokes

Short halal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The halal humour may include short kosher jokes also.

1. I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said "Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."
2. I'll show you why Saudi Arabia used to deny women the right to drive. Halal me to demonstrate.
3. Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled.

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Halal One Liners

Which halal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with halal? I can suggest the ones about ramadan fasting and hijab.

1. What do you call a Muslim pepper? A halal-peno.
   I'm sorry.
2. Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims? Halal Cool J
3. What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat
4. What do you call a Muslim festival? Halal-apalooza
5. What do you call Muslim guys fighting? Halal beef.
6. How do you know a deli is halal? They sell a *salaam*-i sandwich
7. What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode.
8. How do you answer a phone in an Indian cafe? Halal?
9. Have you heard Ahmed Richie's new song? Halal... is it meat you're looking for.
10. What do you call a Middle Eastern pepper? A Halal-peno.
11. What do you call halal sausage? Salaami
12. How do Muslims order their food? They Halal it out.
13. What do Vietnamese muslims eat? Halal Kitty
14. What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone? Halal?
15. Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone.

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What funny jokes about halal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make halal pranks.