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What do you call a country that hates the 5th letter of the alphabet?

Haiti

What is the opposite of lovey?

Haiti

why is Haiti spelt without an e?

Simply because, they hate e

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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The hurricane in Haiti is just like having s**... with a p**....

At least once it's over. Everything is wet. There's a good chance you were blown. You are probably poorer than you were before and there's a good chance you are going to catch a disease.

What do people from Haiti drink?

Shakes

What do you get if you import Australian animals to Haiti?

Kangvoodoo.
Sorry.

Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake?

It became "The City Formerly Known as Port-au-Prince"

Haiti joke, Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake?

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Haiti joke, Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake?