The Best 10 Haiti Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Haiti jokes. There are some haiti haitian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these haiti jamaica puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Haiti Jokes and Puns

What do you call a country that hates the 5th letter of the alphabet?


A pie in Barbados costs $3, meanwhile a pie in Haiti costs £5

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Reportedly the President said...

If I can employ an employee, why can't I hate a Haiti?

Haiti joke, Reportedly the President said...

What was shaken and is now stirred?


Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Join Islam and you'll get seventy virgins in the afterlife

Join Oxfam and you'll get Haiti.

The hurricane in Haiti is just like having sex with a prostitute.

At least once it's over. Everything is wet. There's a good chance you were blown. You are probably poorer than you were before and there's a good chance you are going to catch a disease.

Haiti joke, The hurricane in Haiti is just like having sex with a prostitute.

Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake?

It became "The City Formerly Known as Port-au-Prince"

What do people from Haiti drink?


What do you get if you import Australian animals to Haiti?



Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the haiti immigration jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working haiti regulations piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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