Hairy Girls Jokes
5 hairy girls jokes and hilarious hairy girls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hairy girls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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If big hairy, grizzly gay guys are bears...
Does that mean we can call big grizzly gay girls Klondikes?
A boy with a wooden eye asked a girl with a hairy lip to the prom...
Seeing how nobody else would likely go with them, the boy with the wooden eye asks the girl with the hairy lip, "Would you like to go to Prom with me?".
The girl with the hairy lip, surprised and excited says, "Would I!?".
"HAIRY LIP", replied the boy.
I like my girls like Han from Star Wars
with a hairy Wookie.
Jim's Secret for Smooth & Healthy Skin
"Hey, Jim, you look fit and healthy. Start a new diet?" "Nope." "Join a fitness club then?" "Nope." "But your face looks so fresh and healthy. What's your secret?" "Got a new girlfriend." "But how does that make your skin so smooth?" Jim explained, "Well, my new girl is extremely hairy down below. In fact, she's like a wire brush." "Yeah. So?" "So, now, every night I exfoliate and moisturize!"
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit s**...," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing s**...?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"
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