Hairy Back Jokes
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What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth?
A toothbrush
Last night I slept like a baby
I had a hairy old man patting me on the back going "ssshhhh, everything's going to be OK."
What is black and hairy and runs around the back yard screaming?
A baby covered in Tarantulas
One day the male gorilla at a zoo's enclosure dies...
...The female is about to go into mating season so they are desperately searching for a replacement for the male gorilla. So, after trying all of the neighboring zoos they see the Greek janitor raking leaves with his hairy back for all to see. They approach him and ask,
"Will you sleep with the female gorilla for $500?"
He replies,
"I'll need to think about it overnight"
The next day he comes in and walks up and says,
"OK, I'll do it under one condition."
"Anything," they reply.
"Ok, you are going to have to give me a week to come up with the $500."
Big Italian guy making dough
So I'm in a pizza shop/italian bakery. Like a legit mom and pop old country kind of place. While I'm waiting for my pie I notice a large, sweaty italian man which an exceptionally hairy chest poking out of his wife beater. He is spinning some dough when all of a sudden he slips and instead of catching it, the dough lands on his chest and he peels it off his sweaty hairy pectorals.
He goes back to spinning the dough and I say hey you're not going to use that are you? He says, yeah itll go in the oven and the germs will die. I tell him to get me his manager. I explain what happened and the manager looks at me and says "that ain't nuttin! you should see when hes making donuts!"
My abusive girlfriend had a problem with my hairy back
So she tore a s**... off me
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