The Best 3 Hairspray Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hairspray jokes. There are some hairspray hairstylist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hairspray worm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hairspray Jokes and Puns

A boy and his grandfather are playing outside...

A boy and his grandfather are playing outside. They see a worm come out of a hole.

"I bet you $5 you can't put the worm back in that hole," the grandfather said.

The boy gets a glint in his eye and runs into the house. He returns with a bottle of hairspray and proceeds to spray the worm until it is stiff, then he sticks it in the hole.

The grandpa, defeated, gives the boy $5 and takes the bottle of hairspray. He walks into the house and the boy keeps playing.

A while later, the grandfather returns outside and gives the boy $10.

"But grandpa, you already gave me the money for the bet," the boy told him.

"Yeah, I know. *That* money is from grandma."

I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray

He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing.

I tried killing a spider with hairspray.

Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hairspray hairstyle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hairspray hair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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