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5 hairpiece jokes and hilarious hairpiece puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hairpiece that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheeky Hairpiece Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good hairpiece joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was fed-up with people laughing at me for being bald, so I went out and bought a hairpiece.

It was a small price toupee.

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Don't ever tug on a man's hairpiece..

There will be h**... toupee!

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Wearing a second hand hairpiece may seem kind of g**...

but its a small price toupee

I got caught trying to steal a hairpiece.

There was a price toupee.

Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.

Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.

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